I dedicate this tale to my beloved witch, Beatrice

Hello everyone. My name is Nek and I hope you enjoy your stay here! WARNING: Before you even consider following it's highly advised to read the About Me page to prepare for the cruelty you are about to face. Thanks.

[dailydruddigon]

Oh hey a big bad dragon.. sure would be a shame if.. a fairy came by ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

sSC C RE AMS

[kitty]

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

[srrrokka]

[gun-flame]

[vonbaghager]

[cowboy]

I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

[kiddsworld]

Do you ever shut the fuck up

[cowboy]

sorry

[borrelia]

all advertising needs to be destroyed im sick of ads on the free apps that *came with the computer i bought*.. on MY computer! im sick of 15 seconds of advertising before i watch a video made by a zillenial then paid to recite how much they love the new mocoa cocoa drink mix im sick of brands pretending to be my friend im sick of urban space used only to sell you products (later, somewhere else) im sick of subscription services im sick of copyright im sick of new roads for new customers for our new walmart im SICK!!!! burn it all down i can't live like this!!!!

[thefaggifier]

NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

Medieval peasants when the local ruler dies

[asleepinawell]

Nier Replicant - Now Loading

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

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[shadowcat]

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

[jollyperfectionkitten-8e36536f]

Someone: How was your day

Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[andifbyyes]

You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!

[memeuplift]

[tikkety-tok]

[newkidsonmycock31]

[pointedahead]

“Stop.”

[tlirsgender]

I think somebody should warn kids that whatever their favorite piece of media is when they're 12 will become an integral part of who they are as a person so they can choose wisely

[tlirsgender]

I read artemis fowl I'm one of the lucky ones but the lack of warning is how we get 30 y/o's with hogwarts houses in their bios

[tlirsgender]

You turn 13 and your personality is locked onto the road you're taking and whether or not you'll be an insufferable person as an adult hinges entirely on if you had good taste when you were 12

[roboco-san]

serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

[snowpoiint-city]

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

[turtleneck01]

[skeletim]

i me I promis

[garl612]

this i vow to my followers

[itzycherry]

2020 will be a happier, healthier and more productive year i speak it into existence

[itzycherry]

[newkidsonmycock20]

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[valtsv]

fencing should be gay because it involves swords but it's actually homophobic because due to silly little things like health and safety considerations you have to wear a full body jacket instead of a loose white shirt with half the buttons undone to show a tasteful glimpse of chest and a mask that protects your eyes but prevents you from homoerotically gazing into your opponent's as you cross blades

[valtsv]

duelling, on the other hand, is gay because there's no dress code so you can be as homoerotic as you like, and it's also illegal, meaning it satisfies the legendary commandment to "be gay, do crime"

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[why-yellowthere]