Drawn on Phone

They/Them. System. ND/Queer.

[enki2]

[hylianengineer]

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

[copperbadge]

If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.

I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.

[charaznablespeteevee]

[exoolongtea]

[drawn-on-phone]

Swords update:

I have my own helmet (gorget is on the way). Kind of want to airbrush domething on the front.

I have a book on gaelic weapons and fighting coming next week. Amd i met a person who are a book on english fencing.

Doing week 3 of 4 for longsword if weather cooperates. Funny how italian longsword uses similar concepts to Spanish rapier enough I breezed through week 2s concepts.

Found a rapier practice at same location different day of the week. So back to practice.

I was offered officer role at my SCA area but until work figures itself out im not sure 9 can handle that.

Working on material to make a SCA-HEMA student club for college.

Busy week now that ive listed it all out...

[ferrolterrawargames]

GASLANDS

En un rincón olvidado de la galaxia, donde las estrellas titilan como fuegos lejanos, existe un mundo misterioso llamado Fellucia. Con sus exuberantes junglas y sus enormes plantas bioluminiscentes, parece un paraíso, pero es también el hogar de una de las competiciones más temidas del universo: la carrera de vainas. La cuenta regresiva comienza. Tres… dos… uno… el universo parece contener la respiración mientras las vainas surcan el aire. Gigantescas serpientes de plantas parecen cobrar vida, y la energía de las fuerzas ocultas palpita. ¿Quién se alzará como el campeón del circuito? ¿Y quién descubrirá el misterioso artefacto que puede alterar el tejido mismo de la galaxia? La batalla ha comenzado. La carrera está en marcha.

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[hearted-words]

Tumblr meets Hallmark

[nelc]

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. — William Gibson, Neuromancer

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [5] Chimeric Deity

for woofee66

[astrmastr]

yessE..... YEAAAASSSSSSSSSA

[drawn-on-phone]

Swords tonight:

Since its still early into the class got to take my shoes off and do barefoot longsword forms in park.

Most interestingly im noticing an overlap on fiori longsword and destreza rapier in how the seek to control the opponent.

Struggle wirh some stances amd thrusts due ti bad joints.

Really want to get a longsword but aaiting for a paycheck or two to get one.

[jibunbosh]

a lot of girls go like "i think i could be plural but idk i could just be making it up" until they get an alter that's self-assured and kind of cunty and she goes "What? Of course we're plural. Good grief; the girl could use some rest for once..." it's kind of like being singletbroken by your own headmate

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

[str-ngeloop]

your strengths are harder to see than your weaknesses because the problems you're good at solving don't appear as problems, because you're so good at handling them before they become problems... unlike the relatively rare problem that becomes a crisis, which demands undue attention. it's sort of like a reverse survivorship bias. the problems that become noticed as problems, the moments where you notice your capacity has a gap, are only the ones that aren't cut off at the pass by your strength and capability, before they become problems. so if all you focus on is problems then all you'll see is your weaknesses. which isn't accurate

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[phantomrose96]

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

[phantomrose96]

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

My fav version of poll song #854 tbh

Mash-up source: video by 5piersy

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