[velocitations]

dont let my unintelligibility distract from my message

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Seriously?? I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of commitment

[drchamp2]

I find it amusing that you think you'd outlive both me and my husband to be a godfather anyway. Speaking of which, in all seriousness, absolutely no. I was being sarcastic.. again. Even if I said yes, my husband 100% wouldn't.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I keep forgetting your younger than me something about you feels closer to 60 or maybe it'd all that Yoda babbling therapy spiel

[drchamp2]

Nope, I'm 52. I was 46 when we first met.

It's without a doubt the grey hair, but I've had that my whole life. It's not from aging, that's just.. how it looks! The way I dress doesn't help either. My dad loves to say "the 1950s called, and they want their pearl snaps back"

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Seriously?? I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of commitment

[drchamp2]

I find it amusing that you think you'd outlive both me and my husband to be a godfather anyway. Speaking of which, in all seriousness, absolutely no. I was being sarcastic.. again. Even if I said yes, my husband 100% wouldn't.

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I'm gonna take that as a yes which means I am winning at therapy which is a normal goal to want and achieve amiright?

[drchamp2]

Suuuuure.......

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Don't be a dick.. I know that's sarcasm

[drchamp2]

Mee? Sarcasm? Neverrrrr....

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Have you been drinking?

[drchamp2]

Excuse me? Is this because I left a silly, snarky comment on your other post in which I agree with your self-deprecation, and now the only rational explanation is that I've been drinking? Not cool !

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

...

Sorry about that I shouldn't just assume things.

[drchamp2]

Have YOU been drinking?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Just every now and then I got this kid in my life so I'm trying to remain sober it's hard

[drchamp2]

You're still in Colorado? It's been almost three months since you called and told me about that whole situation, good to see you're sticking it out.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Has it been that long?? And things are actually going well for me??? I don't believe it this feels like a bad omen.

[drchamp2]

Stopstopstop. See, you're doing it again.. we were having a good moment, and now you're casting a shadow over it. All this negativity. This is why nobody.. no, okay, that's harsh. Geez, I don't know why I'm so cranky today.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

A hurt look crosses bojacks but it gets him to open up a bit and his tone is more vulnerable

" there's this other kid I was suppose to mentor but we just don't mesh I don't think he likes me and I didn't bother to ask so I kinda ghosted him for a few months. "

[drchamp2]

Honestly? That's perfectly fine. No judgement here, I get it. Be grateful you're not actually legally obligated to tough it out with the challenging ones. I wish I could ghost one of mine for a few months.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I think you're pretty lucky to have kids the pitter patter of feet. the joy of being called Daddy knowing they love you unconditionally I'm just a role model for these kids but you you're a real father ...hayyyy could I maybe be a godfather?

[drchamp2]

Sure, until you get a feral one.. he's chewed my ears so much that soon they'll look like they've had several cattle tags put in and aggressively ripped off. He only listens to my husband, I guess I'm not scary enough. 52 is too old to be doing this. You can 100% be godfather to that one, specifically.

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I'm gonna take that as a yes which means I am winning at therapy which is a normal goal to want and achieve amiright?

[drchamp2]

Suuuuure.......

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Don't be a dick.. I know that's sarcasm

[drchamp2]

Mee? Sarcasm? Neverrrrr....

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Have you been drinking?

[drchamp2]

Excuse me? Is this because I left a silly, snarky comment on your other post in which I agree with your self-deprecation, and now the only rational explanation is that I've been drinking? Not cool !

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

...

Sorry about that I shouldn't just assume things.

[drchamp2]

Have YOU been drinking?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Just every now and then I got this kid in my life so I'm trying to remain sober it's hard

[drchamp2]

You're still in Colorado? It's been almost three months since you called and told me about that whole situation, good to see you're sticking it out.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Has it been that long?? And things are actually going well for me??? I don't believe it this feels like a bad omen.

[drchamp2]

Stopstopstop. See, you're doing it again.. we were having a good moment, and now you're casting a shadow over it. All this negativity. This is why nobody.. no, okay, that's harsh. Geez, I don't know why I'm so cranky today.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

A hurt look crosses bojacks but it gets him to open up a bit and his tone is more vulnerable

" there's this other kid I was suppose to mentor but we just don't mesh I don't think he likes me and I didn't bother to ask so I kinda ghosted him for a few months. "

[drchamp2]

Honestly? That's perfectly fine. No judgement here, I get it. Be grateful you're not actually legally obligated to tough it out with the challenging ones. I wish I could ghost one of mine for a few months.

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I'm gonna take that as a yes which means I am winning at therapy which is a normal goal to want and achieve amiright?

[drchamp2]

Suuuuure.......

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Don't be a dick.. I know that's sarcasm

[drchamp2]

Mee? Sarcasm? Neverrrrr....

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Have you been drinking?

[drchamp2]

Excuse me? Is this because I left a silly, snarky comment on your other post in which I agree with your self-deprecation, and now the only rational explanation is that I've been drinking? Not cool !

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

...

Sorry about that I shouldn't just assume things.

[drchamp2]

Have YOU been drinking?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Just every now and then I got this kid in my life so I'm trying to remain sober it's hard

[drchamp2]

You're still in Colorado? It's been almost three months since you called and told me about that whole situation, good to see you're sticking it out.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Has it been that long?? And things are actually going well for me??? I don't believe it this feels like a bad omen.

[drchamp2]

Stopstopstop. See, you're doing it again.. we were having a good moment, and now you're casting a shadow over it. All this negativity. This is why nobody.. no, okay, that's harsh. Geez, I don't know why I'm so cranky today.

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I'm gonna take that as a yes which means I am winning at therapy which is a normal goal to want and achieve amiright?

[drchamp2]

Suuuuure.......

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Don't be a dick.. I know that's sarcasm

[drchamp2]

Mee? Sarcasm? Neverrrrr....

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Have you been drinking?

[drchamp2]

Excuse me? Is this because I left a silly, snarky comment on your other post in which I agree with your self-deprecation, and now the only rational explanation is that I've been drinking? Not cool !

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

...

Sorry about that I shouldn't just assume things.

[drchamp2]

Have YOU been drinking?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Just every now and then I got this kid in my life so I'm trying to remain sober it's hard

[drchamp2]

You're still in Colorado? It's been almost three months since you called and told me about that whole situation, good to see you're sticking it out.

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I'm gonna take that as a yes which means I am winning at therapy which is a normal goal to want and achieve amiright?

[drchamp2]

Suuuuure.......

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Don't be a dick.. I know that's sarcasm

[drchamp2]

Mee? Sarcasm? Neverrrrr....

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Have you been drinking?

[drchamp2]

Excuse me? Is this because I left a silly, snarky comment on your other post in which I agree with your self-deprecation, and now the only rational explanation is that I've been drinking? Not cool !

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

...

Sorry about that I shouldn't just assume things.

[drchamp2]

Have YOU been drinking?

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I'm gonna take that as a yes which means I am winning at therapy which is a normal goal to want and achieve amiright?

[drchamp2]

Suuuuure.......

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Don't be a dick.. I know that's sarcasm

[drchamp2]

Mee? Sarcasm? Neverrrrr....

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Have you been drinking?

[drchamp2]

Excuse me? Is this because I left a silly, snarky comment on your other post in which I agree with your self-deprecation, and now the only rational explanation is that I've been drinking? Not cool !

[thememedaddy]

[drchamp2]

Well, that's okay! Fair enough, that's one thing we can agree on, as you're not my type either!

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I'm gonna take that as a yes which means I am winning at therapy which is a normal goal to want and achieve amiright?

[drchamp2]

Suuuuure.......

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Don't be a dick.. I know that's sarcasm

[drchamp2]

Mee? Sarcasm? Neverrrrr....

[drchamp2]

Out of every client I was your favorite right? (bojackhorsemanobviously)

Well, I was never one to pick favorites. But you were certainly the most impactful and memorable one! That counts for something, right?

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I'm gonna take that as a yes which means I am winning at therapy which is a normal goal to want and achieve amiright?

[drchamp2]

Suuuuure.......

[rainyprompts]

✧✦⭒ SONG ASSOCIATIONS —

send a symbol and i’ll give you a corresponding song for the prompt!

🎼 A song that reminds me of my muse’s vibes

🎶 A song that reminds me of my muse’s backstory

🎧 A song used for writing my muse

🥁 A battle song for my muse

🎭 A sad song for my muse

🎉 A happy song for my muse

📣 A song for when my muse is upset or angry

⚡ A song that my muse would listen to

🎆 A song my muse would sing or dance to

🎺 An instrumental song for my muse

✨ A theme song for my muse

🔊 A leitmotif for my muse

🌠 A song for our muses

🖤 A song for our muses’ ship

🔮 A random song from my muse’s playlist

[drchamp2]

Heya pal! There’s this silly blogger I’ve been following who seems to have trouble understanding emotions! As a therapy horse, emotions are your thing! You should totally help this dude out!

It’s @the-entity-referred-to-as-steve

Uh, I'll sure give it a try..!

...

Oh god, it's talking to my father. It might need help beyond my paygrade.

[drchamp2]

[a gray Percheron horse woman walks up to champ. She seems maternal, and there is a softness in her eyes. She has small white spots across her body, and her mane is while. She seems to be middle aged or older, perhaps in her 60s, perhaps even older. Her smile is warm and kind]

Hello! 😊

I’m Mari! Have you seen my husband, Henri? We’ve been visiting our eldest some- we’re from France, he moved here a few years back. He’s been showing us around the city. But my husband got distracted by some excellent turnips, and by son got distracted by an accessory store! They can be a bit single minded when their interest is peaked, I’m afraid. My husband is a tall, very strong horse, big, errr, how do you say it? [she flexes and gestures to her muscles, very petite compared to her husband’s, and giggles].

He is… perhaps carrying turnips? And my son, he looks very similar to me, but his mane is gray, and his spots are much larger, oui.

Yes, I've certainly seen your husband.

[Champ holds up the abandoned turnip]

I don't know why he gave this to me, but I think I'll give it back to you for safekeeping. I haven't seen your son, though. I can at least actually picture him. Your husband just described him as "the gay horse" and was adamant that I'd know what that means, as if you can tell just by looking. I guarantee you that he wouldn't be able to pick my husband out of this crowd!

[drchamp2]

[the black horse suddenly perks up, looking at something]

…take care of that turnip. I gotta do somethin.

[he walks off]

I -- hey, sir, you forgot your turnip. I don't particularly want ... yeah, okay, he's gone.

[drchamp2]

I HATE TAXES I HATE AMERICA !!!!