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I'm Morgan, some dyke in her 30's

[spicyraeman]

she knows how to tie 'em up

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

[mariannekhalil]

a compilation of all my aerith & tifa art

[rawherring]

gay horses for @yuriolympics

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[rawherring]

She held up the block. It looked like part of the sky.

[rawherring]

I'm always playing the fool I'll always play with you

[my-dailydreams]

[rock-n-roll-martian]

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[segamascott]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[ferricsailor]

world's greediest player

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

Summer means hot girl shit. Hot girl shit means boarding to the beer store and slugging a few on your mosey back home.

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

Find a spot, hike up your pant legs, drink in public, get some sun

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[sapphling]

i do not know how to communicate to other usamericans that 99% of the time No, you do not need to and should not bring your dog to that public space

[sapphling]

that's not your wubby pubby sweetie son boy darling to me that is a 60 pound animal with significant bite strength that you elected not to train because he's "just a pupper"

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this