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The Great Abyss

Some days when I wake up my bed feels like the Great Abyss of the beyond softly caressing me and protecting me from the stresses of the world. One day I fear I may never leave.

#bed #tired #stressed #sad #feelings

Introducing the new line by LEGENDARY designer Giovanii Sace. Having been unearthed after years beneath the ruins of Pompeii. Once called the “tailor to the G-ds” by Homer himself.

The Sace line will be a limited edition run of numbered shirts and hats. All products will be hand crafted by the animated remains of Giovanii himself.

Pick yours up today!!!

#versace #giovanii #sace #clothing #shirt #hat #logo #legendary #epic #homer

Steam Reviews in a Nutshell

Review: Game was okay, I played a bit, buy if you want.

Time Played: 10,000 Hours

#steam #review #nutshell #gaming #game #steam review #reviewer #pc #pc gaming

This guy has the gall to smile at me while he tells me I need a drill when he knows damn well that I don't have one

#ikea #jerk #drill #tools #some assembly required #mad #angry #no tools

Khazrak and the Warherd’s new hit single:

“One eye longing for you”

Khazrak: This song comes from the heart. [This song] is about my yearning to be complete and I believe the listener will feel that as they listen. I wrote this song in hopes that Boris hears this and returns my eye, so we can be together again.

#warhammer #khazrak #boris #the one eye #todbringer #song #blurb #warherd

XCOM turn in a nutshell

Me: I'll flank this Muton and it will be an easy shot for my sniper with 95% chance of success.

XCOM: Did you know less than 30% of soldiers shoot to kill?

Sniper: Target still up.

#xcom #xcom enemy within #strategy #truth

Nothing remains in the path of “Khazrak the One Eye”

#warhammer #total war #Khazrak #Destruction #beastmen

Why Steam?

Brain: I need to sleep

Steam: Fallout series 75% off

Brain: What is sleep good for anyway?

#fallout #steam #no sleep #gaming

Just my dragons

#warhammer #total war #dragons #two

Tyrion: The Home Ensurer

Ensuring there is a home to return to since 2017

#warhammer #total war #warhammer 2 #tyrion

Another day

It’s another day on the ocean and I can’t seem to get my head above water. It’s always something new pushing me down. Though most of my troubles are of my own making I can’t seem to escape my own miasma.

#overwhelmed #too tired #sad #can not

Sleep that's never restful

Every night as I swing in my hammock I toss and turn and when I wake I feel like I battled a whale and lost. If I don't sleep soon I fear my ability to captain will escape me.

#sleep #i just want to sleep #can't sleep #no sleep

Feeling Down

Today the pirate is feeling quite down. The vast emptiness of the 7 seas can lead to an infinity of possibilities or the crushing weight of oblivion. Right now the pirate is experiencing the latter to a frightening degree. It makes it difficult to even leave the cabin let alone stroll along deck and mingle with the crew.

#down #feeling #depressed #isolated

My head when it come to work

#mess #brain #work #feel #mood

Email closer thoughts

Is “regards” a good email closer? It makes me feel like a child when I see it

#thoughts #thought #work #email #random

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