mostly a little bit of everything

[serious]

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]

[megan-fox]

Jurassic Park (1993), dir. Steven Spielberg

[fuckassmcgee]

2018 Predictions

• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)

• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out

• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)

• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building

• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive

• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride

• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real

• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

[wyldhippie]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

3/8 let’s go

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s not even February yet

[saiasus]

[theofficialcunt]

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

WTF WERE THEY MADE OF???

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

It’s called connotations.

[leggyboyjohnson]

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[helaas--pindakaas]

great news! Language is now banned

[leander-ligo]

I changed my Grindr profile pic to a selfie I took with my brother’s bearded dragon and it led to possibly the best conversation I’ve ever had on Grindr

[jewishpangolin]

This is the purest thing

[richkidsandfakefriends-deactiva]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

[richie-finn-tozier-blog]

FUCK GET ME THIS NOW

[v171]

R u gay4pay??

God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot. 

[replicated-archive]

Everyone: maturing, becoming adults, functioning

Me:

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[sonypraystation]

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“Alright, now my turn!”

[luvcoure-deactivated20190424]

me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it