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Hi its been a long time since I've been on here but have pictures of my new (!!!!) snake.

#snek #ball python #silly silly snek #cute snoot #snek snek snek #snake #she's a black widow/albino :')

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All cats the same

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Why is the ambition of Slytherins always translated as hunger for power?

What if my ambition is to look super cute today? What if it’s to write a book? What if it’s to someday own ten cats? What if I just wanna see how much ice-cream I can eat in twenty-minutes?

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#andromeda to ted at some point probably

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Dolorosa comission for $0.24

//Kinkmaster Charlie Swan

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My art ♡

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Reblog if you believe being gender fluid is real, you are gender fluid, you support them, or you own a dragon.

If this gets 250,000 notes I’ll try and explain to my dad what it is and how I’m this again.

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Genderfluid here!

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Reblog for a stupid joke in your ask

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shark weak

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*wipes phone screen on breast*

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can we take a second to ponder on the fact that a kids movie did lady armor better than the entire film and comic industry

guess who i’m talking about

did you guess? Well you’re WRONG because it’s Susan Pevensie

They gave her light armor, appropriate for a small archer:chainmail, an arm brace, chest plate, and a light skirt she can easily run around murderizing dudes in the face in

her hair is also only loose in the promo pictures because Susan is busy not dying because her hair was flying into her eyeballs so she braids that stuff back

her mail shirt is also loose enough that it doesn’t impede her arm movements it’s almost like she’s dressed for a fight wow

I like the pinks and purples under hersweet leather armor here, because you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the face

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Remember going to middle school and reciting the entirety of Charlie the Unicorn to assert your alpha status

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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

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Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

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a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different

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Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

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This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

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It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

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Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

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If you’re not watching Sirens on Thursday nights at 10pm on USA, then you’re missing out. Not only is it one of the funniest shows out there right now — being that it’s co-created and executive produced by Denis Leary — but it’s also highly inclusive.

It centers on a team of Chicago EMTs, and focuses on the odd partnership of three men, Brian, who is the new guy, Johnny, a guy with a slow developing emotional range, and Hank, an African-American homosexual who defies all stereotypes the rest of popular media inflicts upon gay men. Their team is fleshed out in Cash, Voodoo, and Stats. And last night’s episode showed that Voodoo is asexual.

It took Brian from confusion and denail, to attempts to understand, and eventually wrapped it all around in a bow of acceptance. Brian went from the ideology that asexuals “just haven’t had proper sex,” to wanting to understand what asexual means — and failing — and finally all the way to realizing that sex isn’t what defines relationships, and that just being around Voodoo is enough for him.

Do yourselves a favor, and catch up on the episodes, and start tuning in Thursdays at 10.