heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

24 | they/them

[blemgoid]

just clicked a sausage link

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[stupidrehab]

physical altercation my house 9 pm tonight

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

[princesmitty]

you’ve met me at a very rpf time in my life

walk around the club

fuck all life

[hustlerose]

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[tgirlmaomao]

i wish blocking killed the person too. why are you even alive?

[crabussy]

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

[spirit-whump]

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....