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[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[bob-belcher]

[littleredbard]

[malamatter]

Is that…, josh peck…

[im-the-batmann]

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

[wiszvnheimer]

oh… she can sing

[layla-marie422]

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

[moving-accounts-yeet]

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[puerto-nic0]

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

[schmergo]

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

[batsalmighty]

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

[tired-wolfe]

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

[imanicepersoniswear]

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

[kazooie]

@laughy-saphy @krysyoyo

[ommanyte]

Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

[rinasaurusrex]

oh sweet irony

[sprite-truscum-pepsi]

This has just always been a thing I’ve known but now I wonder if it’s common knowledge bc it should be;

If you’re going to a doctor about anything, instead of just describing the symptoms, describe how it has affected your life. ‘My arm hurts when I straighten it’ will usually get you ‘wait a few days to see if it gets better’. ‘My arm hurts when I straighten it, and it has stopped me from being able to drive or use my computer at work, so I can’t function properly’ will usually get you a lot more consideration, and usually tests or a prescription.

This also applies for mental conditions, including gender dysphoria.

Make sure your physician knows the effect that your condition is having on your life, as this makes it a lot harder for them to dismiss you. This also makes it easier to hold them accountable if they ignore a dangerous condition, should you wish to pursue legal action.

[the-real-seebs]

what

i did not know that. useful, thanks!

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

timmy turner was a horrible person

[maxknightley]

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

[zennistrad]

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

[dracunculia]

FUCKING WHAT

[brangdangowitz-deactivated20201]

Wait what

[concernedacfan]

In case if yall don’t think its true…..

[vampirezigzagoon]

[agfukagfsaglfhalgadhgdsgds-deac]

the FUCK

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

[nowacking]

I have exactly 11 questions

[coughloop]

i dont, mind your business

[a-waste-of-time]

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

[shawnwasabi]

what is this???

[mishasminions]

HEY GUYS I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I DOUBLE TAP JOSH BROLIN SO MUCH

[pipistrellus]

“Historical menswear, but hotpants and thigh highs” is such the ideal that I wanna die … this is why I like hnk so much???

[pipistrellus]

This is 100% your brain and not my fault but I’ll take credit if u WANT

[glumshoe]

@suzirya if you make them I will wear them

[archaeogyrl]

Im not saying the answer is Landsknecht but… the answer is Landsknecht

https://casadekissa.wordpress.com/2017/02/16/landsknecht-hot-pants-its-not-all-about-the-booty/

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

HOLD UP this is exactly my area

[valgalart]

@trinitybat oh man I think I finally found it. Medieval German hot pants are totally Taako’s aesthetic

[mildlyartisticsuperdetective]

hello friends i recognise that it has been a long time since this post has been in circulation but um.

let me just say that this idea would not let me go.

(i may do a full post for this soon which is why i’m reblogging to my art blog! but, soooo, here is a thing that i made. the watermark is for my instagram btw!)

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

[het-fekat]

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

[biglawbear]

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving

[fcuk--me]

Zodiac Signs as Feelings

Aries: the little surge of confidence when you win an award and you can’t stop grinning 

Taurus: the serenity and chill vibes you get when you’re surrounded by nature

Gemini: the relief of remembering something you thought you’d forgotten

Cancer: the funny feeling you get when you’ve had a lot to drink and you can feel it sloshing around

Leo: the pride you feel when you get named as captain or another leadership position

Virgo: the extra clean feeling you get when you put on freshly washed clothes after a shower

Libra: the luxurious warmth of petting a super soft furred cat

Scorpio: the intensity of no-space-between cuddles

Sagittarius: the adrenaline fueled freedom of sneaking out for the first time

Capricorn: the smoothness of freshly shaved legs on fresh bed sheets

Aquarius: the lonely content of sitting somewhere alone, looking over a city of lights

Pisces: the innocence of holding someones hand while walking down the street

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m bookmarking this and whenever I am depressed I’m just gonna watch this Wholesome Video

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

This just cured my heartburn and stomachache

[arofundy]

@vitariesocks

[lunailly-blog]

@5hyuks

[cizayox]

WASH! THAT! KITTY!

[antique-royals]

John William Godward  (1861 –1922)