Kris

Hi.

[dreemurr-stuff]

Susie said i should make a blog for asks and stuff, so here it is.

ask away i guess…

Anything transphobic/homophobic/racist/overall not a good person will be blocked. behave.

(ooc) first rp blog! main acc is @sleepykoi so go follow me there for deltarune art :p

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

I have a parasite that makes me kill people help

[dreemurr-stuff]

It’s… kinda gnarly.

even for you.

so… you sure?

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

Aw c'mon too gnarly for ME? I'll be fine dude

[dreemurr-stuff]

(OOC: TW DESCRIPTIONS OF BLOOD)

They hesitate.

They slowly bring one of their hands to their upper torso, before plunging it into their chest, making a pained gargle as they seemingly fish around inside their own, now bloody, chest.

After what feels like an eternity, they rip out a bloody, pulsating heart, holding it forward with shaky hands.

“…Here.”

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

[Blood trigger warning]

Are you like... good??? I mean that's metal as hell but I'm not beating your heart up

..........

Do you... like... need the hospital or whatever?

[dreemurr-stuff]

(OOC: LMAO THE IMAGE 😭)

“…It’s not my heart.”

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

I have a parasite that makes me kill people help

[dreemurr-stuff]

It’s… kinda gnarly.

even for you.

so… you sure?

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

Aw c'mon too gnarly for ME? I'll be fine dude

[dreemurr-stuff]

(OOC: TW DESCRIPTIONS OF BLOOD)

They hesitate.

They slowly bring one of their hands to their upper torso, before plunging it into their chest, making a pained gargle as they seemingly fish around inside their own, now bloody, chest.

After what feels like an eternity, they rip out a bloody, pulsating heart, holding it forward with shaky hands.

“…Here.”

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

I have a parasite that makes me kill people help

[dreemurr-stuff]

It’s… kinda gnarly.

even for you.

so… you sure?

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

Hey, it's me, Flowery again!

If you're wondering how I'm sending you these asks

Just don't!

Enjoy the ride my princesses!

[dreemurr-stuff]

The prettiest of princesses

[theholidaygirl-1225]

I bet you could beat that purple susie girl in a game of tounge wrestling

UMMMMMMMM FAHAHAHAHA WHAT A WEIRD ASK FAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD SOOOO WEIRD THAT'S CRAZY That's not!!!!!! A game!!!!!!! You're so strange lololol Susie if you're seeing this I'm sorry this is so weird!!!!!!!!

[gobstopperwholovesseals]

@sus1e-d3ltarune

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

Hm??? The hell is tongue wrestling???

[theholidaygirl-1225]

I don't even know!!! XD How weird of an ask don't think about it too hard fahahaha Hi by the way

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

Eh shouldn't be surprised there's some weird crap here but hey!! Cool to see ya got a blog and stuff

[theholidaygirl-1225]

Hi!! Yeah, totally awesome to see you have one too! X) You didn't really strike me as the type to have one!

Not that I don't think you should!! Fahaha just a welcome surprise!!! I like your blog it's nice 😸 Fahaha

(Please, do not not look at some of the other asks I've gotten...)

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

Yeah kinda saw some of our classmates screwing around here and figured why not, I think your blog looks really chill too

*(Trust me some of the asks I get here are really damn wild too)

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

oh.

heya kids.

didn't know you guys had tumblr.

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

Of course YOU have a blog too...

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

well i was gonna give you a free box of sidewalk chalk, since i just got a shipment of it, but now i'm not so sure.

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

.................

I mean if you like... LEFT it on the floor around here ir whatever I wouldn't NOT take it...

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

got it, kiddo.

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

.............

*(Susie proceeds to eat the chalk off the floor)

Hey not bad, bone guy

[dreemurr-stuff]

Susie please dont encourage him.

[haveapizzaparty]

I like how the flowers are arranged in pairs of "mostly functional" + "sopping wet cat", and I especially like that Aqua the weird knife child belongs in the "mostly functional" category.

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical

:3

[seth-the-flower-offical]

HEY!

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Seth Seth kitty cat!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

I am NOT a sopping wet cat!

[dreemurr-stuff]

You sure act and smell like one.

[seth-the-flower-offical]

H-HEY!

[dreemurr-stuff]

cats are cool why do you gotta be such a hater

[seth-the-flower-offical]

I-I’m just not one!

[dreemurr-stuff]

denial is a river in egypt.

[haveapizzaparty]

I like how the flowers are arranged in pairs of "mostly functional" + "sopping wet cat", and I especially like that Aqua the weird knife child belongs in the "mostly functional" category.

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical

:3

[seth-the-flower-offical]

HEY!

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Seth Seth kitty cat!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

I am NOT a sopping wet cat!

[dreemurr-stuff]

You sure act and smell like one.

[seth-the-flower-offical]

H-HEY!

[dreemurr-stuff]

cats are cool why do you gotta be such a hater

[haveapizzaparty]

I like how the flowers are arranged in pairs of "mostly functional" + "sopping wet cat", and I especially like that Aqua the weird knife child belongs in the "mostly functional" category.

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical

:3

[seth-the-flower-offical]

HEY!

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Seth Seth kitty cat!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

I am NOT a sopping wet cat!

[dreemurr-stuff]

You sure act and smell like one.

[dreemurr-stuff]

I am the bee anon, I normally toss entire beehives at people, but I don’t think you deserve bees thrown at you, so instead *I give Kris a jar of honey and a recipe for moss pie* do what you will with this

is this rigged

[sus1e-d3ltarune]

Wassupp

Yo wassup ANOTHER Kris? Good thing I prepared this time

*(Susie dumps Kris with a large bucket of moss)

Heh take THAT!!

[dreemurr-stuff]

awh HELL yeah youve always got the good stuff bro

[yellow-the-flower-offical]

Please stop trying to kys Yellow.

Oh don’t ya worry!

As long as I ain’t no criminell, I’ve no need!

[dreemurr-stuff]

You say that but then 10 seconds later you’ve put yourself in jail for breathing too loud

[yellow-the-flower-offical]

Disturbance of the peace is a serious offense pardner!

[dreemurr-stuff]

you’re not disturbing anyone.

you’re a flower.

[yellow-the-flower-offical]

Please stop trying to kys Yellow.

Oh don’t ya worry!

As long as I ain’t no criminell, I’ve no need!

[dreemurr-stuff]

You say that but then 10 seconds later you’ve put yourself in jail for breathing too loud

[pincushionsoup]

i love her so fucking much

[cage-and-soul]

Why does she want to eat a sword??

[kris-dreemurr-offical]

Have you tasted the wooden sword? That shit's gourmet.

[cage-and-soul]

....bitch what

[kris-dreemurr-offical]

Are you telling me you haven't once been curious what your swords taste like.

[cage-and-soul]

No???

[kris-dreemurr-offical]

For some reason, they all have unique tastes. The black shard tastes like black licorice, the wooden sword tastes like chocolate, the mechanical sword or whatever it's called tastes like blue raspberry. The grass blade is green apple.

[cage-and-soul]

I- sure i guess??

That doesn't make sense but sure??

[kris-dreemurr-offical]

Am I the only Kris who's tried eating the swords????

[dreemurr-stuff]

Nope. the grass blades my personal favorite

[dreemurr-stuff]

(@askcholiday) What is your opinion on the past? -C

…I miss hanging out with noelle, dess, and asriel.

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

do you think Moss pie would work

* Oh, absolutely.

* We'd just need to modify the recipy a bit to accomodate for the moss most likely.

[dreemurr-stuff]

good, good. im just hoping my mom doesnt walk in on me making it…

[cage-and-soul]

why are you me

im me

anyways i was thinkin of trying to bake a moss pie, do you think that would work

Multiverses and stuff

And I think moss pie could work if you do it right, give me a slice if it works

[dreemurr-stuff]

will do.