[sacred-portal]

[omegaverse]

We were correct as children btw it sucks so hard that pokemon aren't real. It's the worst thing ever.

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[phd-in-horribleness]

[sharkpilot]

“They had me in these tiny underwear things that held NOTHING in. So when I lift my leg there, that is everyone’s real reaction. Look at Alison Brie’s face. That’s real!” - Joel McHale

[pleasedontremember]

look at Danny (Abed)

[roman-numerals]

always and forever

[thin-mint-75]

how do i enlist

[brndnslvra]

this how im rockin

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[qsycomplainsalot]

[franglewomper]

you may now frot the bride

[rednines]

girl why is burger so expensive anymore?

[saienby]

I had this demon deep within me the other day

[heyzebulon]

You may be good, but are you "fucked a man so hard he created genre re-defining art so incredible that it has reached across multiple mediums and impacted them for generations to come" good?

[stuckinapril]

[enderwiggin]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[catchymemes]

[alex51324]

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

[flagellant]

kill the shift manager in your brain

[flagellant]

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

[catcrumb]

[in-sufficientdata]

[endreal]

I wonder how many people learned this was a thing they could do by seeing the sign

[briearesea]

Well I for one just learned that. Thanks for the tip!