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phosphor-cat

apparently linus torvalds - the guy who made linux - called himself a woke communist this is the correct timeline

arch-official

for context:

Not only did he go on to say that he's a "woke communist" he also went on to affirm pro-choice and trans rights

in other words: based

great-and-small

We’re gonna getcha

wbicepuppy

oh no

hiveswap

Nobody talks about how it's actually really hard to do it scared and bored

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hiveswap

They made my post homestuck cant have shit on grubblr

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

theunfairfolk

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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dogin8

ryanphantom

the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

ryanphantom

estrogenesis-evangelion

you are 16. you are talking with a gay man in his 50s or 60s, a friend, huge and gentle with a scarf and short fluffy curls of gray hair, who has directed you in two plays staged in your mid-size artsy town. (he has not yet asked you to be in his production of The Laramie Project which will change your life. this conversation will also change your life.)

he is talking about theatre. he is talking about theatre when he was younger. he says, "of course, it was AIDS then." in the pause, you ask him. clumsy and quiet and 16 and "straight," you ask him. what was it like.

he takes a moment in which his face is not like a person's face. "there was a time," he says, "i'm not sure how long, years. when i went to a funeral every weekend." he tells you about two funerals in a day, and choosing between friends when you couldn't make it to both. he does not look at you, he looks at them. his wet grey gaze is so clear that you start to see ghosts. it will be years before you understand why it feels like your grief too. why the ghosts call you family.

estrogenesis-evangelion

happy pride, family. i love every single one of you

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

when i wrote this post, i didn't expect very many people to read it. i figured it wasn't the kind of thing people liked to read and reblog, but it was late at night, and i was remembering this person, and i was crying, and i had to write it out. so i did.

to this day no other post gets sent to me so often by friends who have encountered it as a repost on some other site. the idea that more than one hundred thousand people have read these words, and know this story now, and maybe feel as i did, is tremendously humbling and unbearably beautiful to me. even by accident, even just passing on a story that is not my own, i often think that it is the best thing i have ever done.

happy pride, family.

caterpie

Mobile Suit Gundam Wing (1995)

mamoru

this is so funny whoever drew this has never played chess what the fuck are they doing

mamoru

no kings on the board meaning this is not a valid game of chess to begin with (or the kings are huddled out of view and having a party)

dorothy is holding a black queen while relena is moving a white knight. the only chess piece you could be holding during a normal chess game while the other player is making a move, is a piece you captured from their side. captured pieces go to the opponent’s side. so dorothy has an extra queen piece

it is implied dorothy is about to distract relena and put her own queen back on the board and claim it was there the whole time

or it means that relena is playing black and is moving dorothy’s pieces while she is distracted because dorothy just captured relena’s queen and dorothy was planning to cheat with a white knight anyway

despite so few pieces being on the board the only nearby pieces are the white knight and the black queen. that table is tiny and shitty and the chess set does not have an area for captured pieces. meaning the captured pieces are probably on the floor. and these two probably have been throwing them at each other which explains why there are so many pieces in confusing places. what the fuck is wrong with these chicks

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presidentark

what order are you even supposed to read this in?

bi-arikado-deactivated20200601

I don’t fucking know my man

ahdok

The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

salty-red-mage

bigwordsandsharpedges

the-seelie-court-official

bout to hit my bitch coworker with the 'do you treat everyone like this or only your gay coworkers?' because i know she'll bluescreen about it. and im gonna make sure to do it when no one else is around just like she does to me with her snide bitch-ass comments. i've literally never pulled the gay card before, but i talk about my wife often enough that everyone knows. I've also got a reputation for being very level-headed, straight-forward, and conflict-adverse. No One Will Believe Her.

the-seelie-court-official

my plans are measured in centuries, you amateur cunt

theunfairfolk

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

jockohomomorphism

lonelyphantom

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

lonelyphantom

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible