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24 | he/it Professional SillyGuy Waterboy’s boyfriend

[drfunkbot]

Saw project Hail Mary by myself the other day and then I immediately got tickets for all me friends to see it yay yay yay yay

[dogpuppy]

[convocation-conduit]

update:

I asked on twitter if people wanted this turned into a keychain and SO MANY people liked the tweet that it was honestly a little intimidating 😭 but here he is in all his glory lol

Buy here: https://acggoods.com/store/soldrive

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[drfunkbot]

Sometimes the drive to work at 5:30 am before the suns up has me feeling like the cowboy on Marlboro pack

[siyelius]

Waterboy’s voicelines about taking chiropterology class in college paired with the fandom joke about sending him to the most dangerous this-WILL-kill-you calls and being the most adaptable force alive in that game makes me want to headcanon he has the most fucking out of left field hyper-niche skills ever.

like yes he’s OSHA certified. He also has firefighter training and is considered a member of a local kaiju rehabilitation team, but only on Tuesdays. Also he’s recognized in Illinois as a legitimate blacksmith. Just the most random certifications ever as a product of Robert throwing him on constant side quests.

[gaytanic-panic]

[helpless--romantics]

Transmascs wake up, new bottom surgery just dropped

[segamascott]

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[siyelius]

Their height diff is diabolical

[drfunkbot]

You know I have that shit on

[linseedling]

A post compiling my Southern Reach fanart thus far because I just read the fourth book in the series and I feel like there might be more fanart incoming...

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: lovecraftian/cosmic

[frejs-froggy-artblog]

Matching icons for you, your welder and the guy you're sending into unimaginable horror

[workingonit-currently]

[dogpuppy]