those feratu...

Eden 25 she 🏳️‍⚧️♎

[guido-kutro]

[c3po]

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

[wham-bam-genderman]

@drifl00n

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[marx-and-rec]

@drifl00n extremely Maehla

[targetedknowledge]

[souplover13]

image: social media post. "i ordered a bunch of sardines in bulk and my kids found them and have started saying to each other "i swear it on my father's sardines" and i dunno it just doesnt feel like im coming back from this one". end ID.

[wham-bam-genderman]

@drifl00n @marx-and-rec feels like some shit you'd do

[swarnpert]

vanilla cake

[swarnpert]

[marx-and-rec]

@drifl00n baseball baby

[femsband-archive]

[marx-and-rec]

@drifl00n

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[marx-and-rec]

@drifl00n

[gaycism]

~

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[re-nyyght]

@evilwizard is this your side gig?

[evilwizard]

it’s inspirational

[pseudomantis]

Twin boys

[monsterpotion]

wire son and cloth son

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

[targetedknowledge]

[s6sh6]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks