babies and bourgeoisie

im cam and every joke ive ever made is the best joke ive ever made

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[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[paxamericana]

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

[weaver-z]

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

[gummymagpie]

what no that can't be true

[weaver-z]

See for Yourself............

[emailclub]

happy new year here’s to being a hater in 2023

[tiny-wizard]

ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.

[tinier-wizard]

thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!

[tiny-wizard]

you lying piece of shit i'll fucking kill you

[remade-yaaaah]

my new pomegranate hanukkah menorah :-)

chag sameach everyone ☺️

[yehudah]

compilation

[tami-taylors-hair]

Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish human friends and Happy Hannukkat to their cats!

[snoppy]

My god...she has pissed away

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[bloodenjoyer]

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

[tlvx]

Laura Palmer’s Theme, Angelo Badalamenti. 1990.

MIDI Piano Roll.

Dean Hurley, David Lynch’s music supervisor:

I showed David the photo and I was like, “What does this look like to you?” and he said, “Yeah, twin peaks. What about it?“ And I told him what it was, and he just started shouting, “It’s cosmic! It’s cosmic! It’s cosmic!”

[txttletale]

new ideologies we've been testing internally for release in 2023:

ecostrasserism

anarcho-taylorism

islamic juche

carthaginian irredentism

cyberba'athism

astrology girl race science

cryptoliberalism

furry nationalism

fully automated luxury space catholicism

jungian psychocommunism

discord server syndicalism

ted kaczynksi thought

kennedy family neofeudalism

direct theocracy

whatever the fuck cybersmith believes

flat earth centrism

ohio independence

[supermariomamafucker]

its because you're always using that damn Scrub Daddy

[fleshdyke]

been gettign really into blankie lately

[driftlessponyguild]

love squirrels. god woke up one day and said, what if rats were cats

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