[brightloveee]

Be kind to yourself, be diligent, fix your shit, and stay sexy.

- Hudson Williams

[carnationhes]

most annoying man ever invented. He is everything to me

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[knownqueerbaiter]

incomplete list of shane hollander’s most jock-ish sexual fantasies he and ilya have completed (with the help of heavy bribes to arena staff):

•ilya fucking him in the locker room (strictest version of this fantasy is getting passed around the locker room but in reality it’s just them)

•hazing roleplay where ilya shoves shane’s face into his sweaty jockstrap

•blowing ilya in the penalty box

•captain ilya “coaching” rookie shane roleplay

•sitting on ilya’s dick while reviewing game tape and having to give game analysis while ilya toys with him

•cockwarming ilya with his mouth while ilya is playing COD with the boys

•season-long orgasm-per-goal rule (shane-only. he has to earn it)

[bizarrelittlemew]

please mr tierney he is asking so nicely

[zayacv]

Fixed Ep04 ending because I can

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[bedlund]

a 6 minute single take of shane's first time bottoming just exists in the universe and we have to live with that

[jimmysownworld]

every time ilya drops gloves once shane is in ottawa he gets a 30 minute lecture after the game about how the team could have scored more with him on the ice and it was a stupid thing to do, and then shane licks the blood from his mouth and split knuckles and ilya thinks life cant get more perfect.

he is wrong. the first time shane drops gloves ilya plays the rest for the game on autopilot not fully there for the safety of his and shanes reputation and when they get back to the hotel or home ilya bites shanes lip to reopen the wound and licks the blood out of the cut and digs his fingernails into his bruised split knuckles to draw blood that he laps up with broad strokes of his tongue and saliva thick in his mouth and nearly cums in his pants when he gets his mouth on shane and tastes the precum and blood together.

[mina-logan]

I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[jesse-is-spiralling]

[mymoonandmyshane]

while shane wants to be bred by ilya he only wants it for nasty sex reasons and would abort any chance of pregnancy.

ilya on the other hand would carry that baby to term as a stay at home parent while shane is out being the breadwinner.

[thisisnotenuff]

see the thing is shane WOULD have mysterious powers and never know it because they just don't coincide with his hockey career. like i easily see him as being able to control the weather or something and he just doesnt gaf. the games are all indoors anyway so he doesnt care or know why it always happens to storm like crazy after the metros lose no matter where they are or what season it is. thats got nothing to do with him!

[grabmyboner]

I know those cens lads saw big dick shane hollander in the showers for the first time and wondered what he did in a past life to be the god of hockey with a huge cock

[themoonandmyman]

every time Shane bends over there’s a Non Zero percent chance Ilya will creep up behind him, grab his hips and start fake thrusting and groaning. which should be funny except he’s too good at the noises and Oh Shane is hard now. great. Looks like he’s loading the laundry After they fuck on the counter

[dughole]

there should be an oscar just for saying something this beautiful and true in a movie

[dughole]

normally i get annoyed when people tag this with their blorbos & while i don't really care about heated rivalry i literally cannot argue with this. like i've seen the show he does like that.