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Rating: cute!
This video is via the Dallas Zoo, which is a reputable facility. Gorillas have a tendacy to enjoy playing in water and are surprisingly agile!
Rating: look at this monkey
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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….
You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.
comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around
whats better than this
If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.
I’d have three nickels.
What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂
Snape wives (or as they called themselves, Snapeists) were an online cult made mostly of middle-aged women who believed the following
Severus Snape is an omniscient, unkillable entity residing on the astral plane.
Snape is the one true god.
Snape possessed JKR to write the Harry Potter books, but she got several things wrong; most importantly Snape dying.
The spirit of Snape abandoned JKR because she wasn't good enough for him and created the Snapists instead.
Snape chose several Snapists that have a special connection with him to lead his religion.
Snapists can serve Snape by marrying him and becoming sister-wives (there was lots of debate on if they could have boyfriends/husbands other than Snape in the real world).
Snape contacts his followers who are worthy, both in dreams and by possessing real life people.
To be worthy of Snape, you need to be... basically a tradwife. Obey Snape in all things, never question him, don't be independent, be pretty, be thin, only have feminine hobbies, etc.
The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines... shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.
when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face
Okay work
“He forgot why he came in.”
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He said 👁👅👁
If a flamenco-style guitarist played for Lil Nas X 😛🎸
when they show cartoon dogs as babies i go insane with love. they're so small
cosmo wanda i wish everyone who was mean to courage on this post goes to hell no matter what
I would die for all of them tbh but especially BABY GROMMET
Yas my gurl Isabelle, Fuck It Uuppp!!!
I actually want this for my birthday ngl
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i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it.
Vibe Check (1806) by Vincenzo Camuccini
it’s too early for this
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Her name is Katalin Karikó. Hungarian. Daughter of a butcher. Her thesis work became the basis of the mRNA vaccine technology. Read the article here.
My favorite bits from the article include how Dr. Kariko celebrated the fact that the vaccines that used her mRNA research worked
“On Nov. 8, the first results of the Pfizer-BioNTech study came in, showing that the mRNA vaccine offered powerful immunity to the new virus. Dr. Kariko turned to her husband. “Oh, it works,” she said. “I thought so.”
To celebrate, she ate an entire box of Goobers chocolate-covered peanuts. By herself.”
i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED
ok but did you put your fucking h*gwarts house in your online class discussion forum introduction
absolutely not i have taste what i DID say for my interesting fact was that i have 999:59 hours in my copy of pokemon heartgold
ok ok i understand. this professor is just dunking on harry potter right out the gate unprompted
