♡Lil Green Ghoul♡

🦄🖤What's the haps, fellow kids? Hufflepuff.🖤🦄

[catcrumb]

[thehiatus]

Y'all so I uh,,, followed a Bob Ross tutorial using the custom design app in animal crossing

[skenpiel]

i want to be a bartender

[skenpiel]

men named bart look out

[krabby-kronicle]

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

[marrowmoiselle]

Dough kneading

[lavabreath-remade-blog]

[gnarly]

“you’ve changed.” “I know, I’m a transformer.“ 

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[mahliann]

[iamianbrooks]

1) AVENGED FAMILY

2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[timeywimeyjedi]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned of Dorothy Thompson, an American journalist working in Europe in the 1930’s. She was granted an interview with Adolf Hitler in 1931, after which she referred to him as “… insecure—the very prototype of the Little Man.” She eventually became the first American journalist expelled from Germany (x)

[stream]

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969) Scoob! (2020)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay, I need like 50 right away! Found them on Amazon in case anyone wants to check them out.

Amazon.com : Myard Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull Gas Log for NG, LP Wood Fireplace, Firepit, Campfire, Halloween Decor, BBQ (Qty 1

[visionaryness]

I mean I just use regular skulls…

[alsedes]

Right? It’s like buying a bag of pine cones. It’s sad people are too lazy to just bleach the skulls of their slain enemies anymore. Go outside! Plunder a city!

[creepled]

If you can’t harvest your own human skulls, store bought is fine.

[neutralgoof]

Millennials are killing the skull harvesting business

[mirroreggs]

@one-time-i-dreamt Biologist here: Bones actually burn quite long and good, our ancestors often used them to build long lasting firepits to lighten caves, etc. Although I wouldn’t recommend using skulls, it’s the bone-marrow that fuels the fire.