opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."
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Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever

JBB: An Artblog!
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izzy's playlists!

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Kaledo Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."
OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what
Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck
I'm not like the other shrimp
bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.
they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.
i'm sorry that's my fault i was walking along that stretch earlier and accidentally tripped and tangled them up and i couldn't get them untangled and i thought no one would notice i'm so sorry
whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.
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Closest match: Brienomyrus brachyistius serine/threonine-protein kinase pim-1-like (LOC125724529), transcript X5, mRNA Common name: Baby Whale
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there are many unexpected hierarchies to being a marine biologist
Goodnight I hope you dream of binky fisb
Types of brain fog:
Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it
U are a ghost and nothing is real
Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up
The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window
The Void
An aesthetic that first appears to be pure and basic Heterosexuals Are At It Again, but becomes increasingly uncomfortable until you finally understand:
these babygrows (onesies) with parental professions on eBay.
An entrepreneurial sort, eBay user “justtheshirt” realized that for some people, the perfect gift for, say, the baby of a beekeeper is a onesie saying “Daddy’s Little Beekeeper.” In fact, the more obscure the profession, the more excited the customer will feel about the representation! So they took a list of All the Professions, and generated a listing for each one. If someone buys a onesie, they can stamp it with whatever the listing said - and make a rather enormous profit, on a £3 onesie, having made exactly one design and used one script. Genius!
The issue is, they didn’t curate the list. Not a single human appears to have overseen this process. So they have inadvertently created some uncomfortably themed babywear, like “Daddy’s Little Maid,” “Daddy’s Little Nightwalker,” and “Daddy’s Little Courtesan.”
The database also contained a massive proportion of obscure Medieval English professions, like “fulker” and “meader” and “whipcord maker.” (The auto-generated listing enthuses something like, “the perfect gift for a whipcord maker - or just for someone who wishes they were one!”)
There are onesies for babies whose daddies are herbalists, muleteers and sacristans.
I have come full circle in my feelings about this and now I am all in favor of dressing babies in these, as long as the profession is incredibly obscure, and the daddy in question refuses to explain anything.
Honestly the perfect gift.
The rare gift that suits invertebrates AND veterinarians!
Horseleech took me halfway out and “Daddy’s little strikebreaker” finished the job
ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.
I think instead of graves there should be one big vat of glue we all get turned into when we die.
I need this movie in my life now.
This would make an amazing ask game, y’all. Someone put a movie/show into your ask and you play keep the human and cast the Muppets.
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?
1 minute til hatman
fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………