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i made strawpaeg check it oute

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

#its me im the guy about to present my latest invention to the world fair

ivy-michaels

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

gender-luster

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

hugintheraven

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

cushfuddled

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

miketon

moonrpg

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

#bravestarr

fagstaynight

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

good-ass-posts

#me when i am munching on a tasty apple

gay--dog

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

mswyrr

Something is missing from the debate over educationally suitable literature

mikkeneko

grimalditeuthis

evrything is fuck evevrybory suck

nayohme

one of my favorites of all time

frogmoss1

that’s kamala harris

sa-x

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

escuerzoresucitado

thethirdromana

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.