a mess

fucc * icon by quikyu * read my byf byf

[drkvrs]

All these people following me...

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I am just a small kinnie blog who only reblogs shit when they're on a hyperfixation, I dunno what y'all want from me but hi. o/

[hazama-yuutou]

I really like Rooftop Paladin!!! do you have a soundcloud/bandcamp where I could download it?

well FUCK man i had no idea rooftop paladin would be a hit

i uploaded it to bandcamp for free just for you

real talk i was not expecting to get so much praise on the track. i composed it at like the latest hours of the night for a roleplay partner that writes a sick dilf dave and i was like "huh. what if i made a theme for him" and i used that and sarcasticmoths alpha dave interpretation as my primary sources of inspiration

the fact that ive gotten compliment after compliment over it blows my mind. god damn im flattered

i also uploaded it onto youtube just this morning too so theres that upload as well (art also provided by @sarcasticmothdraws in which they gave me permission to use god bless)

thank you so much for the support and enjoy rooftop paladin!!!

[drkvrs]

<33333333

[drkvrs]

Ah yes, the ban has been somewhat lifted and so the bots are back in droves.

I love expanding my block list.

[greyslates]

more dirks

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Heres yalls favorite baby girl.

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Oh isn't this unfortunate.

Here's your summary of events btw. This is canon in the au but because it's already happened I don't have to explain it perfectly:

Dirk gets his neck scar because when the Striders were grouped up in the beginning with a few strangers they got attacked by a small horde. Hal got scratched across his back via a hunter, but due to the Striders being some of the people that are immune, he was fine after they patched up the injury. The group wanted to abandon Hal but Dave wouldn't let them, having mostly convince them to not do anything unless Hal showed signs of being sick. If he did Dave would and his sons would leave.

Despite showing no signs of illness someone from the group was overly paranoid, most likely infected as well but probably not due to Hal, and tried to murder Hal in his sleep. They fucked up though because instead of the partially deaf brother that they plan to do in, they had picked the wrong twin and dirk woke up in time to defend himself and yell out for help. Dave stops the person but not before they get a slice across Dirk's neck. Dirk is fine, got the skin and didn't actually pierce his windpipe of damage his arteries.

Dirk couldn't talk for a while, up to this point he's fully healed with no damage to his voice but chooses to stay mostly quiet.

And Hal wears the bandana around his neck and sleeps with it covered for Dirk as a way to show his neck is somewhat protected.

And that's what you missed on glee.

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Okay okay 0kay okay I'll be kiiiind I guess. Sure. Fine. <3

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Hehe forgot to share the regular version of this which isn't NSFW but you get the tone.

I'll be nice this once cause he passes the check and able to pass go. Collect $200 and your hearts and all that jazz. 💚

[drkvrs]

I wanna gush about my new fantrolls n fankids but my social spaces either don't know Homestuck or aren't somewhere I feel comfy talking and sharing without feeling annoying to strangers.

I am suffering.

[romanticiisnm]

SAME !!

[drkvrs]

Bats eyes at???

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[popssoda]

These

[quikyu]

Mimikyu Emotes!! Yah ! !

Free for personal use :-) Credit not required but appreciated

[magpie-moving]

i fuckinh love mimikyu sk mucj

[magpie-moving]

thank you i downloaded them immediately. sorry for the typos they just gave me A Reaction

[drkvrs]

I wanna gush about my new fantrolls n fankids but my social spaces either don't know Homestuck or aren't somewhere I feel comfy talking and sharing without feeling annoying to strangers.

I am suffering.

[mrthful]

HAHAH COMING HERE TO SAY i do have little commissions open….. hiveswap style ones for $10-$12 and then ref sheets like mine for $30 ,,,, if any o yall motherfuckers are into this..

[o-dang]

Bystanders

[mrthful]

hes fucking insane

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Y'all:

[left4deadstuck]

Hehehe :P -Mod Moth

[heavily sighs as i enable MM to make the followers lose their shit] -GM