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Magnetic ball in magnetic putty
me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night
Meow meow!
So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it
Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame
Here’s the ones I came up with so far
“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”
“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”
“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”
“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”
“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”
Catholic edition:
“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”
“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”
So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street
Ok so I walked down the block and I found him
Update
Your son is named Egg.
Every part of this is hilarious
I guess he thinks he’s still a kitten [x]
Didn`t need that skin anyways.
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Storytime. Cooking in a different country makes you realize how many things you take for granted are just, Not A Thing Here. Like apple juice. Surely you can find apple juice at your local Athenian grocery store, right? Wrong. Greeks drink orange juice and peach juice and mixed fruit juice and sour cherry juice, but… plain old apple juice, nope, not so much. You’ll have a hard time finding vanilla extract in Greece too, since Greeks are used to vanilla powder in little plastic capsules and you have to go to specialty shops for the liquid stuff. Sour cream is virtually nonexistent here (but hey, it’s the land of yogurt, which is a good enough substitute). But surprisingly cornmeal (which is a specialty ingredient in the UK) is everywhere, since Greeks have their own versions of cornbread and corn pudding.
So basically: I knew it might be impossible find vegetable shortening (aka Crisco) for my Thanksgiving pie crust here in Athens. Crisco is pretty uniquely American, and Greeks are more likely to use phyllo than shortcrust anyway. That said, there are a handful of specialty shops in central Athens that sell things like Heinz baked beans and custard powder and Worcestershire sauce and other Weird Foreign Foods™ so us Sad Homesick Expats don’t have to go hungry (I’m always reminded of A Passage to India and their corned beef and tinned peas). So I went on Skroutz (the search engine for buying stuff in Greece) and typed in “vegetable shortening” to see if any stores carried it.
A notification came up asking me to confirm that I was over 18 years old?
???
I clicked “yes”??
Turns out there is, in fact, one shop in Athens that carries vegetable shortening. It’s a sex shop. The shortening is listed under “sex essentials”, as lube. For fisting. It’s literally called “βούτυρο για fisting” – “butter for fisting”.
I decided I didn’t need a flaky pie crust that badly.
I really missed doing simple styles so here’s another one :D It’s been so cold I just want to be in a warm bath forever~
99% of the charity sale orders have been sent so I finally have more time to draw again!
HD files and Video Process on http://Patreon.com/yuumei
More art, comics, and tutorials @ http://YuumeiArt.com
HOLY MOLY….
Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
18 Things Millennials Are Responsible For Killing This Year
in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:
men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame
dont consume anime
i go to anime stores and eat the discs so people cant watch them
No.. Fucking No. Would you seriously risk internal bleeding from the disc fragments, just so people can’t enjoy their hobby? Your the type of fucking poison in this world that makes things the way they are, and besides that why anime? Have you ever seen a single series? It can change the way you think. It can inspire. It can MAKE YOU FUCKING BELIEVE in something. Also not only are you wasting the time of consumers but also potentially doctors if you have to go to the hospital cos you ate a fucking CD like a baka.
sighs and they wonder why I hate people sometimes.
ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??
but me feets overheats