it's not the end that i fear

michi, 25, germany

[official-bremen]

A: I hob a Froge fia eich! Wos is schwera? A Kilogramm Stahl, oda a Kilogramm Federn?

A: …

A: Ganz recht, ’s is da Stahl! Denn Stahl is schwera ois Federn.

A: Wos soi des hoassn?

B: Des is doch beids a Kilogramm.

A: Aba… Stahl is schwera ois Federn…

B: I woass. Aba des is beids a Kilogramm.

A: …Wos?

A: Des beweist doch gar nix… Stahl is schwera ois Federn…

C: Jo, aba schau doch. ’s is beids a Kilogramm, oda? Oiso san sie gleich.

A: Schau dia doch moi de Gress davo an! Des is gemogelt!

B: Aba de san doch gleich schwar!

C: ’s is drotzdem a Kilogramm!

A: Aba… Stahl is schwera ois Federn…

A: Sepp, ‘etz sog ihna doch dass i recht hob…

D: Des is beids a Kilogramm.

A: Oh, na… ah, du… na…

D: Wos vastehst du denn dro ned?

A: I… mach grod Witze…

C: Gäd ’s dia guad?

A: …I begreife ’s ned…

B: Is jo in Oadnung.

D: Mach dia koa Soagn.

[headlikeanorange]

Young European Common Frog

[theonion]

Man With Backed-Up Shower Drain Enjoys Luxurious Foot Soak

[headlikeanorange]

Tiny European Common Frog

[thefuzzydave]

Bizarre ant colony discovered in an abandoned Polish nuclear weapons bunker

Scientists describe workers trapped for years in "a hostile environment in total darkness."

What they found, over two seasons of observation, was a group of almost a million worker ants whose lives are so strange that they hesitate to call them a “colony” in the observations they just published in The Journal of Hymenoptera. Because conditions in the bunker are so harsh, constantly cold, and mostly barren, the ants seem to live in a state of near-starvation. They produce no queens, no males, and no offspring. The massive group tending the nest is entirely composed of non-reproductive female workers, supplemented every year by a new rain of unfortunate ants falling down the ventilation shaft.

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is insane

[slavic-studies]

[anchovy-official]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently

[worm-suggestion]

She deserves the attention. Thank you.

[sneakyfeets]

Every single person who thinks Chikorita is forgetable is a little bitch. Chikorita grew up in a world against her, where the first two gyms were out to murder her and 6 out of 8 of the whole damn country is a gym she’s not even remotely effective against. Chikorita had to struggle to get by and if you forgot her inspiring determination to Triumph in a world meant to destroy her it’s because you didn’t have the will to help her succeed.

[zleep-y]

chikorita is braver than any US marine

[official-kultur]

Gibt es eigentlich ein übertrieben unnötiges, kompliziert langes deutsches Wort für die Situation, wenn zwei Menschen, die sich kennen, sich schon auf weite Distanz sehen, sie merken, dass sie sich begegnen werden, dann gespielt beschäftigt den anderen „nicht bemerken“, bis sie bei einem Abstand von ca. 10m aufgucken und sich grüßen, als sähen sie den anderen zum ersten Mal?

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[newtbiszler]

liking gay fan art on twitter is actually a legally binding contract that requires you to make the relationship canon in the next movie

[official-german-translationen]

[darlingofdots]

are you a ‘gleichfalls’ german, a ‘Ihnen auch’ german, or a ‘ebenso’ german?

[threewentdown]

So now I’m sad all the time

[drosophilas]

Tardigrades can survive under extreme conditions such as temeratures between -272°C and 151°C or the extremely low pressure of a vacuum.

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[sapphoshands]

…i love her?!?

[trainthief]

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

[taztrailer]

“We’ve always struggled with finding a quick way of communicating why #TheZoneCast is worth listening to. Hopefully, this trailer for the Balance arc does the trick. Thanks for sharing it with everyone on Earth.”

Enjoy!   And check out the list of trailer credits here! https://taztrailer.tumblr.com/post/170107763441/taz-balance-animated-trailer-credits