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huariqueje

July , from Months of the Year, Green - Rory Hutton , 2023.

Scottish , b. 1980s

Linocut , 29.7 x 21.5 cm. 11¾ x 8½ in.

Edition of 25

expressions-of-nature

by Sergey Butorin

teashoesandhair

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

little-flightlessbird

noshowjones

"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

#greek yogurt!!#I like it mixed with maple syrup and chocolate chips #my husband likes it with jam #and I make pancakes with it which are really good #plus I feel good that my son is getting a little protein and healthy fats in them

mildmayfoxe

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

catasters

omtai

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

unaloid

the lion does not concern herself with papa

just-deer-things

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

just-deer-things

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this