Bread Goblin

He/Him. I'm mostly just here to lurk. The bread goblin is my cat, Mouse.

[drowpaladin]

first Wednesday of the month tornado sirens jumpscare

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[drowpaladin]

starting Pride off with a bang (tornado sirens)

(we're safe, so we can joke about it.) homophobic AF, weather, I need to sleep

[drowpaladin]

he reminds me of Leslie Jordan :3

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

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[meltylcnd-nightmare]

putting these links here for no reason in particular don't mind me :^)

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[thebibliosphere]

I’m reading Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke, and I’ve really got to hand it to Burke: the main character is incredibly fucking hateable.

Like hats off to her. It’s a skill to write someone so repugnant but also make it compelling enough to make you want to keep reading.

[starspork]

It’s wild yall. We’ve pulled like. 80% of the book out in quotes and just scream about it together like holy shit.

Free Clementine

[thebibliosphere]

I’m halfway through and at this point Clementine could hit her mother with a car and I’d maintain it was self defense.

I was there your honor. She had it coming.

[thebibliosphere]

I need you all to know this was marketed to me as “like Outlander” and I cannot stress enough, outside of the time travel, it is very much not like Outlander.

I can wholly see why anyone picking this up and expecting Outlander would be disappointed if not angry as Burke goes on to vivisect with unerring accuracy the roots of white supremacy inherent in the tradwife movement, while also remaining utterly devoid of any narrative romanticization of the past outside of the characters own bullshit she spins online to profit off of other women,

Women who she hates so viciously and vividly for not following the rules she has thrust upon herself to maintain her precarious position within the patriarchy, that it feels like being irradiated by her internal monologue.

She’s not like other girls. She’s a tire fire of a human being and it is compelling to watch her keep throwing fuel on the fire.

[thebibliosphere]

Okay, I finished this book at 3am last night because I simply could not put it down. My brain is currently the consistency of jell-o, but it was worth it.

Holy fuck.

If you were avoiding this book because you had also heard from TikTok/Insta that it was “like Outlander,” I need you to dismiss every single one of those notions right now and heavily consider adding it to your library hold—and it will be on hold because from what I can tell every library system I’ve seen it’s got 200+ people in the queue.

It is worth the wait.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

was your pet expensive?

yes

no

found that goober on the street

got that goober as a gift

i don't have any pets

results

Voting ended onMay 9

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

[drowpaladin]

May 1, 2025

he's too beautiful not to play <3 now i just need to come up with a name and a backstory and whatnot. i'm thinking i might have him with the khajiit caravan guard alternate start and then have him accept being hired as Lucien's bodyguard.

[image id: a screenshot from skyrim of a golden tiger khajiit with white stripes, an orange right eye, and a white/blind left eye. he is wearing vanilla fur armor and standing in the forest. end id.]

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[zuzsenpai]

[prokopetz]

Q: Is being some kind of fucked up robot a vehicle for power fantasies, or a metaphor for disability?

A: Yes.

[prokopetz]

For me, being some kind of fucked up robot is mainly:

A. a vehicle for power fantasies

B. a metaphor for disability

C. a sex thing

Equally A and B

Equally A and C

Equally B and C

Equally A, B and C

A different thing

I have no strong feelings about being some kind of fucked up robot

Cheese sandwich

Voting ended onMay 2

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[my-tamriel-now]

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