Neutrality at its Finest.

The proper words used to describe yours truly are... specific! Intelligent! Accurate! Faultless! Elegant! Controlled! Surgical! Graceful! And... powerful! But yes, occasionally, I am known... to smash. Julian, a Biomathematics Ph.D. Student at NCSU and a lover of Pokemon, Skyrim, Sims, musical theater, and a bunch of other shit. I'll describe myself in more detail later. He/Him Pronouns.

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

No, Bryan, I’m not a top because of internalized homophobia. I’m a top because of internalized hemorrhoids.

Thanks.

[awkwordalex]

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

big dick tumblr thanos bout to snap their fingers and we’re all gonna sit here and watch our favorite blogs dissolve into the void one by one

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

[tredlocity]

Early Spongebob was a perfect combination of strong writing, great animation and hilarious voice acting that wasn’t very common back then. Most cartoons had two outta three, but Spongebob was the whole package.

[tredlocity]

Like, this one scene is just a perfect example of all three of them.

[tredlocity]

also this great moment

[tredlocity]

okay one more

[jakemyday]

I got my varsity letter in annoying cats

[catchymemes]

[tchannel]

@garyonmywaywardsnail

[neilcicierega]

[thesylverlining]

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

[tacticalskirt]

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

[solongasitswords]

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

[bookshop]

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[velarr]

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

[sin-in-a-sweater]

@phallicasfuck

[crstl-meth1971]

kristen stewart’s gay power to seduce any straight woman

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[a-titty-ninja]

[rico-bear]

Me

[evergreeneric-deactivated202211]

[animusrox]

They’re driving to Florida right now to visit my uncle who’s dying. Atlanta | S02E01

[nickelodeonhistory]

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

[doubletrouble7997]

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[pathfinderisbestpony]

What an adorable start to a murder

[fantasy-loving-witchling]

CROW BABIES

[ugly-mane]

no!!!!

this is a corncrake chick, also commonly misidentified as a rail’s chick! crow babies are MUCH uglier…

putrid little man

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

bold of you to talk shit about crows so openly like they won’t find you and beat your ass

[powerfulwizard]

You know the “fortnite dances” as people are referring to are like, all popular dances from hip hop artists that were taken without credit, acknowledgement, or royalties right?

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

Black artists specifically

[birbots]

Almost every single one of them were thought of by black people and artists, then fortnite trademarked then without credit. This is literally cultural appropriation.

[carnivalsofsilverfish]

I dunno if they trademarked them but they ABSOLUTELY monetized them with no royalties paid out. Like I still don’t support bothering little kids over Fortnite dances or whatever the fuck but check this out:

What Fortnite's Dance Emotes May Owe To The Black Artists Who Created Them

One of the many purchasable dance emotes in Fortnite is from Snoop Dogg’s “Drop It Like It’s Hot.” It’s called the Tidy Emote, and

[bitbats]

Even the dance that is often classified as THE Fortnite dance was straight up stolen from black actor and performer, Donald Faison. He improvised the dance for an episode of Scrubs in 2006.

https://twitter.com/donald_faison/status/980313196551532545

[milky-katzchen]

They straight up stole from blocboy JB and he called them out

[gfanz4ever]

This has got to be my favorite ending to any episode of all time. 

The ridiculousness of it all.

The narrator.

The voice crack.

[bugeyedfreaks]

I weep at this perfection.

[jakemyday]

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way (no seriously look at my eyes) #happyHalloween #firsttimedrag #somelady https://www.instagram.com/p/BpLhcy1nIfR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i6vyfdi77jss