professional shitposter

shaggy with tits was my sexual awakening, that’s all you need to know 16

[chainsawmans]

[birbots]

[birbots]

It’s the first fucking week of school and I’ve already seen straight people almost ducking in the hallway

[rupert-and-amir]

This is not mine, but I haven't seen mention of it on here, so GO WATCH THIS AMAZING ANIMATIC OF THE TWO PRINCES 2ND EPISODE. IT'S THE GAY PANIC™

[ottomatonic]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

im rblogging this again oof

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Is it too late to change my major after I already received the degree? Asking for a friend… 😣

What happened to y'all?

[lookalivezay]

Bruhh this has to be the funniest post I’ve seen so far this year 😂😂

[sammles]

may this hell be brought upon my blog

[thepokeone]

What even…

[cutiepasta-thewriter]

Someone please solve this fucking dumpster fire! @just-shower-thoughts you started this! End it!

[thesarcasticramen]

is there an off-switch to this?

[athenadcvell]

This is basically how my last 3 brain cells function in math class

[sayumikioko]

I just learnt that in my country they teach us that 1 isn’t an odd number and 2 is, but in other countries 1 is an odd number and 2 isn’t, lmao.

Like, I searched on the Internet about this and in my language all the sites say the first thing, but in English they say the second thing xD

I just want to know HOW and WHY x’D

[lilbasthet]

@sayumikioko are you maybe confusing “odd numbers” with “prime numbers”?

(because 2 is the smallest prime number and 1 isn’t a prime number because you can only divide it by itself, but 2 is an even number because you can divide it by 2 and 1 is an odd number because you can’t evenly divide it by 2)

If it’s not that, then I really need to know which country you’re from. Please!

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

50 AND 30

they dont have ‘e’s in them and theyre odd wtf!?

[sink-pasta]

Okay so if it has an even number as the last digit, it’s even. ie, 32,46 58.

If it has an odd number at the end, it’s odd. or. 33, 31, 45, 61

But here’s something to think about.

Thirtyone

Fortyfive

Sixtyone

Thirtythriy

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

30 n 50 are odd, sorry bro but holy shit

[ranger027-deactivated20211116]

1) 33 is spelled thirty-thrEE??

2) 30 AND 50 ARE FUCKING EVEN BECAUSE 15+15=30 AND 25+25=50

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

THEY END IN 0

[ranger027-deactivated20211116]

WHICH IS AN EVEN NUMBER BECAUSE 0/2=0

[thatoneemobooknerd]

This was a ride

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

good thing i’m not majoring in mathematics

[phenomenal-vibrations]

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

[kekechanell]

very much so 🥰

[tamaraaal0vee-deactivated201912]

I love it 😌

[numberlover1729]

me 2

[thatoneemobooknerd]

Yeah

[birbots]

I documented my experience as the gay cousin at a fam reunion

[birbots]

fellas is it gay to fall in love with your best friend

[birbots]

Can Spotify maybe not put ads on sad playlists bc I don’t need to hear the fucknif Klondike bar jingle in the middle of my mental breakdown

[birbots]

Me: go to sleep, you have a race tomorrow

Also me: stay up until 12 making shitty art

[starrose17]

This is the most married conversation that has ever taken place in a car.

[moosemum]

Quick Poll

I need to prove a point.

Like if your definition of “Spork” is this:

Reblog if your definition of “Spork” is this:

[queenpanpan]

Hi, what the FUCK is that top one

[phoenixcollective]

reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person

[misfitreindeer-deactivated20160]

the lack of notes on this is depressing

[mcrwasdeadandgone]

Visit Original Link

whatever happens never forget that this cover exists

[wish-i-was-flatlining-deactivat]

Um wtf???

[hullo-bugg-deactivated20220909]

im crying

[lemon-geesus]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK?????

[leatherxmth]

Why…. what?

[let-it-be-revelry]

I’M SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE COVER I’VE EVER FOUND

[dailypattondoodles]

What… the fuck

[assassins-n-templars]

I’m a simple person, I see Barbie Girl or MCR and I’ll click on it. I regret nothing

[birbots]

this low key slaps

[ryuutales]

Reblog if you’re a self-taught artist!

I’m curious ^^

[dopeybeauty]

the disney movie nobody asked for