Hello! It's Dirty Sock or just Johnny. For some reason, the previous account was lost. The support team ignores my messages, so I couldn't restore it and created the new one. If you have subscribed to me before, please repost this entry so that others can find my new blog. Thank you in advance!
Привет! Это Грязный Носок или просто Джонни. По каким-то причинам мой прошлый аккаунт был утерян. Поддержка игнорирует мои сообщения, поэтому я не смог восстановить его и сделал новый. Если вы раньше были на меня подписаны, пожалуйста, сделайте репост этой записи, чтобы другие смогли найти мой новый блог тоже. Заранее спасибо!
The following contains detailed illustrations with some censorship. Do not proceed if you are sensitive to such content. Uncensored versions are available in my Telegram channel.
Please also be advised that this text may be interpreted as a critique of the canon; however, it represents merely my personal speculation on how their biology might be rationalized in a more realistic framework. I am aware and acknowledge that for the original work, none of these ideas would have been necessary, and any biological plot inconsistencies were deliberately introduced for comedic effect.
I am, to some extent, preoccupied with biology, and I have always been interested in the functioning of organisms, as well as in how hypothetical organisms might operate. We know that Irkens reproduce through laboratory means, and from what I have gathered, they officially lack reproductive organs. From a biological standpoint, this is inconsistent, as they still exhibit secondary sexual characteristics. If the reproductive organs had regressed over generations of laboratory propagation, the secondary sexual characteristics should have disappeared as well. Furthermore, if the reduction of genitalia implies the concurrent loss of sexual behavior and paired or group familial bonds, then the Irkens as a species would lose the natural motivators for developing their civilization and conquering new territories. The biological imperative of any species is the propagation of its genes and the increase of its population. Sex and familial bonds function as social adhesives, motivating individuals to protect their kin and strive for collective prosperity. If Irkens lack romantic or pair-bonding relationships, any aspiration they hold as a species becomes essentially purposeless; they would lack a natural motivator, and each representative of the species ought to be isolated, with no inherent concern for the ambitions of the Empire. To address this inconsistency, I propose the following hypothesis: sexual activity and romantic bonds have been preserved in this species despite laboratory-based reproduction, but they serve exclusively as a social adhesive. By engaging in copulation, Irkens reinforce their attachment to conspecifics and preserve the nesting instinct (i.e., the establishment of habitation and the exploration of new territories).
Now, regarding the configuration of their reproductive system. Observing the original Irken design, their physique consistently exhibits a triangular or trapezoidal silhouette, broadening toward the pelvis. A wide pelvis is typically an adaptation for parturition, leading to the inference that both males and females could potentially gestate and give birth. They are not mammals; therefore, mammary glands for lactation are unnecessary for either sex. How, then, do the two sexes differ? By gametic composition and hormonal profiles. The male body exhibits a predominantly testosterone-driven phenotype, which promotes the development of denser musculature and osseous tissue, thicker integument, and increased vocal fold thickness. The female body, characterized by an estrogen-dominated phenotype, is more gracile, with softer tissues, a slightly narrower thoracic cage, and thinner skin. This dimorphism also manifests in the antennae: male antennae are more rigid, thicker, and shorter; female antennae, conversely, are thinner, more pliable, and lighter, enabling them to grow longer and naturally coil at the distal ends. There is no sex-dependent variation in bone length, and neither sex is subject to such restrictions.
Turning now to the genital anatomy. Both males and females possess a vagina, a uterus, and a penis. In the male, the penis is located more anteriorly, with the vaginal orifice positioned beneath it. In the female, the penis is situated inferior to the vaginal orifice. The penis in both sexes is flexible, with the ability to contort, undulate, and pulse rhythmically. During copulation, intromission is bilateral—both individuals simultaneously introduce their genitalia into the other's vaginal canal, exchanging gametes reciprocally: the female transmits an oocyte to the male, while the male delivers spermatozoa to the female. Fertilization occurs internally; not all gametes are expelled during ejaculation—a portion remains within the body, deposited in the ovaries in females and in the prostate in males. Both the ovaries and the prostate possess ducts connecting to both the penis and the uterus, through which the gametes meet within the uteri, thereby completing fertilization.
The female penis and vagina are longer than their male counterparts. The length of the penis compensates for the angle of intromission, which, in females due to the inferior positioning of the phallus, is steeper than in males. The vagina is also deeper, because the angle of intromission for the male is nearly perpendicular, allowing for complete penetration. In the flaccid state, the phallus retracts into a penile pouch situated within the body, located posterior to the vaginal wall. The distal tip of the phallus remains externally covered by the prepuce of the pouch, and together they occlude the vaginal introitus. The female urethra is not associated with the penis and is located in the same position as in human females—anterior to the anterior vaginal wall.
The male penis and vagina are shorter than those of the female, for the same reasons concerning the angle of intromission. The testes are distributed around the vulva, in the region corresponding to the labia majora in human females. They are not pendulous but closely apposed to the body wall. The overlying integument in this region is thin to facilitate a lower intratesticular temperature relative to the rest of the organism. Immediately posterior to the testes lies the phallus. In the flaccid state, it also retracts into a penile pouch; however, unlike in the female, this pouch is located anterior to the vaginal wall. Upon retraction, the penile shaft occludes the vaginal canal, while the glans remains externally covered. The male urethra passes through the penile shaft, as in human males.
That concludes my account. I hope you found it of interest. Feel free to do with this information as you will :р . I remind you that uncensored illustrations are available in my Telegram channel.
Edit: Crap my bad, I've based the kissing pose of @ink-mar-qin drawing. I've had this comic as a little wip in my folder for a while and honestly forgot, sorry for that. I can change or delete this drawing.
I have a little headcanon for Gaz that she naturally does have black hair and a cowlick and is more or less identical to Dib (they are both clones of Membrane) but she dyes and styles her hair differently because she does not want to look like her brother. Also she does need glasses but does not wear them for the aforementioned reason. okay that was my headcanon
