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I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me!
ayem based on a oui magazine pinup
you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app
I rarely appreciate how smart it was to put all of my stats on the ability to piss in a dream without pissing in real life.
Happy Pride month!! 🌈🎆🎇✨️
Today's theme will be:
Things that are COLORFUL!!!
Morrowind is just having to deal with your former reincarnations shitty polycule breakup It’s so annoying you land in Tamriel’s most homosexual province and immediately get spam emails from the corpse of your dead lover from your past life. You try and get shit done but your wife from like 9 lifetimes ago makes you run errands for her. Vivec is there
There's a direct correlation between how embarrassing and/or undignified some specific cause of death would be, and how much potential it has for a cool name for a punk band. Consider:
human error
sheer incompetence
rabid pigeons
liquid shits
drowned in shit
chainsaw castration
chinchilla attack
autoerotic electrocution
the thing twitter has over tumblr is the ability to have handles next to your url which is especially good in the case of environmental storytelling, for example the person that tweeted something like "every time a gay person [does something nonserious] I go to chick fil a" as an obvious joke and their handle in the screenshot was "[name] the GAY IM GAY" you really cant get that level of storytelling here
This is the one
Okay, so rationally I was aware that this is just a hairless mammal pictured from a very unflattering angle, but also the first thought that popped into my head was that it was shaped like a terrible fleshy bird.
Other peoples' kids in public are like wildlife to me. They're just as amusing to observe as pigeons, squirrels and random bugs. Me and my boyfriend got fast food today, and though I was sitting with my back towards the playground structure, I still got to listen to someone's kid going
[uttetly incomprehensible high-pitched donald duck noises :) ]
[loud tumbling sounds of a smallish mammal falling down a large plastic tube]
[wheee! :) ]
Why am I hearing 'bout Cotton-Eye Joe? I thought that y'all killed him a long time ago There he's again, now where the fuck did he go Will we ever be rid of Cotton-Eye Joe?
Ive never met a celebrity (dont really care to) but I would be genuinely nervous and giddy with excitement if I were to meet a Bethesda artist IRL
Oh and Rich Evans
nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.
Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up
Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
let's put this one here as well
I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣
Just saw this wonder and flew over here to add him.
The lead researcher for the development of artificial blood
Dr. Doctor
i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.
excuse me, no I wasn't???
congratulations to today’s lucky 10000
Day 135/365 of listing something good I saw today:
My boyfriend's parents' dogs have dug a sizable hole system in the middle of their yard. While they're not supposed to do that, nobody can really stop them either, and at this point we're all frankly just curious about how far they can go.
They've dug a tunnel that's large enough for the bigger dog to fully crawl inside. At the back of the tunnel, there's a splash zone where sand goes flying. While humans have mostly learned not to stand in there, the dogs apparently do not care about getting pummeled with blasts of sand. They appeared to be taking turns, switching back and forth between which one's digging and which one is chilling in the sand zone. Have you ever seen a completely inky black dog turn 50% sand brown.
Started up skyrim again recently and had to paint a glitch I experienced, this game is still life changing so many years later