Boaty McBoatface

screaming scream screams AAAAA

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[neeteryincorporated]

[transkafka]

[caspzr-deactivated20190316]

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[kuueater]

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[teathattast]

[nurse2001]

nothing will ever top this

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[mttheww]

you ask him nicely

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

I needed ibuprofen after this.

[jordyjinx]

[neverthere12345]

[colormipretty]

Stop littering!!

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

I’m still not over this, THIS is what big dick energy means

[jijarugen]

[finnspoe-deactivated20181129]

ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒᵐᵉ

[emilypemily]

GOOD TWEET

[jayce]