I Swear to Drunk, I'm not God

you can call me Mad, mady, Blonde, Ellis.. whatever.. even by my Tumblr name .. drunk-on-fagoo....doesnt really matter so my blog consists of two blogs combined together and what i include in this wonderous combo is: Sharpie art i draw on myself or on friends HOMESTUCK art I draw on paper or on the computer and reblogs of reallly cool stuff

[drunk-on-faygo]

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[lazili]

my magnum opus

(bigger size??)

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This is part one of me coping with “Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe”.

There’s a longer version but nyeeeeh I’m drunk

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party in aisle 15

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Evening Cape

Emile Pingat, 1890s

Whitaker Auctions

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Juice boxes haven’t changed too much since their creation.

They are somewhat boring, easily crushed and spill easily. By creating an entirely new form, juice boxes are fun and exciting, while also being more stable. 10 slices of the orange create the entire orange and spill out of the mesh bag like a bag of fresh oranges. Designed by Preston Grubbs, a student at Portfolio Center Atlanta, Ga. 

[drunk-on-faygo]

im in a question mood cause im kind of bored so hit me with your best shottttttt

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Questions not usually asked:

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8:Do you have freckles?

9:Do you always smile for pictures?

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

12:Have you ever peed in the woods?

13:What about pooped in the woods?

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16:How many people have you slept with this week?

17:What size is your bed?

18:What is your Song of the week?

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20:Do you still watch cartoons?

21:Whats your least favorite movie?

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23:What do you drink with dinner?

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25:What is your favorite food?

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31:Can you change the oil on a car?

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33:Ever ran out of gas?

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36:What is your usual bedtime?

37:Are you lazy?

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40:How many languages can you speak?

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43:Are you stubborn?

44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45:Ever watch soap operas?

46:Are you afraid of heights?

47:Do you sing in the car?

48:Do you sing in the shower?

49:Do you dance in the car?

50:Ever used a gun?

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53:Is Christmas stressful?

54:Ever eat a pierogi?

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57:Do you believe in ghosts?

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59:Take a vitamin daily?

60:Wear slippers?

61:Wear a bath robe?

62:What do you wear to bed?

63:First concert?

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65:Nike or Adidas?

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69:Ever take dance lessons?

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71:Can you curl your tongue?

72:Ever won a spelling bee?

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74:Own any record albums?

75:Own a record player?

76:Regularly burn incense?

77:Ever been in love?

78:Who would you like to see in concert?

79:What was the last concert you saw?

80:Hot tea or cold tea?

81:Tea or coffee?

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83:Can you swim well?

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85:Are you patient?

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

87:Ever won a contest?

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

89:Which are better black or green olives?

90:Can you knit or crochet?

91:Best room for a fireplace?

92:Do you want to get married?

93:If married, how long have you been married?

94:Who was your HS crush?

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96:Do you have kids?

97:Do you want kids?

98:Whats your favorite color?

99:Do you miss anyone right now?

[drunk-on-faygo]

MUN DAY!

1: Picture of yourself

2: A description of my self-esteem

3: My favorite book

4: Biggest Turn Offs

5: Biggest Turn Ons

6: Most famous person you've met

7: What I want to be when I'm older

8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)

9: Relationship status?

10: What I did yesterday

11: What I'm doing today

12: What I'm doing tomorrow

13: Most embarrassing moment

14: Description of who I like

15: Biggest insecurities?

16: Something I wish I could change about myself

17: I'll love you if...

18: Something I'm really good at

19: Something I'm really bad at

20: What I wish for at 11:11

21: A reason I've lied to a friend

22: Favorite Movie

23: Something that has made you mad recently

24: A random fact about yourself

25: Question of your choice

[drunk-on-faygo]

1. The meaning behind my URL 2. Weakness 3. Why I love my bestfriend 4. Last time I cried and why 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Top 5 (insert subject) 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship status 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact about my life 18. Phobia 19. Middle name 20. anything you want to ask

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its on repeat this is GREATT

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i cant this video i love college humor go pinocchio be a real GIRL

[billie-joe]

Spell your full name without a E, F, R, S, K, I, M, L, C, A,Y, or N.

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ethan jay wederell

th j wdr

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Th G Puth

[drunk-on-faygo]

(via billie-joe)

do.....

wow ok

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If you are even a small part of the MSPA Homestuck fandom reblog this now.

everything will be explained later

[crayonkat]

[drunk-on-faygo]

wants to do this just maybe though this isnt my art blog dosnt give any fuckksss

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F G K Y M Z

F.)F. My favourite movie-

this is suchhhh a hard question!!! FUCK

hmmm well right now i would have to say it would have to be Brave that movies beast, but i love horrible bosses too its so hilarious

G.)sexual orientation-

Well I dont know what iwould call this or what ever my friend had a name but thats her name for it ill think of something that fits mee... but i would date both ways i just wouldnt get physically intimate with a guy but i could kiss and hug him and get close to him emotionally but i wouldnt fuck him.

K.) relationship with my parents-

my relationship with my parents is great, yea like any relationship with parents and kids we fight but its over stupid little things. I fight more with Andrea cause we are polar opposites so we can be at each others throats. But my and mother can be at it to but over picking up after myself and about being lay. But over all they love me and i love them and they except me for who i am.

M.)virgin or not-

VIRGIN

Y.) Do you want to go to college-

yesserruni possituttly... i dont know which one to go to but i know i want to go

Z.) How old are you?-

welll im 16... im still a baby in this world goo goo