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Prelude to Prison

Lan Zhan: this was a bad idea

Wei Wuxian: Wangji bby it's fiiine eveything is fiiine

Lan Zhan: everything is NOT FINE! We broke five rules! FIVE!

Nie Huaisang: Actually we're up to 8.

Lan Zhan: EIGHT?! BY THE GODS, I AM A DISGRACE TO THE LAN NAME. DISHONOR ON ME. DISHONOR ON MY RABBITS-

Wei Wuxian: Why would you tell him that, now he's hyperventilating

Lan Zhan: YOUR BROTHER IS IN JAIL, WHY AREN'T YOU MORE CONCERNED?

Wei Wuxian: ehh, he'll be ok. we're gonna get him now

Nie Huaisang: yeah! we're gonna- wait

Nie Huaisang: Now?? Like...Now-Now? like 'break him out of prison' now????

Wei Wuxian: That's the plan!

Nie Huaisang: BY LAN XICHEN'S SWEET ASS, WE CAN'T DO THAT! WE'LL GET ARRESTED TOO!

Lan Zhan: pls don't ever use my brother's ass as a cuss again

Nie Huaisang: I'M NOT BUILT FOR PRISON, WEI WUXIAN! I'M A TWINK, I'LL BE OBLITERATED ON SIGHT!

Lan Zhan: Mn.

Wei Wuxian: haha Lan Zhan said ass

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