I sell TF2 and TF2 accessories

21ish. Bi and Poly Boyish College graduate w/ degree in Political Science. I stream, I DJ, And sometimes I drink while streaming. http://mixer.com/dougss and http://twitter.com/dougssz My alt stream is at http://twitch.tv/dougssz I am known as the Reading Roadhog. Take a look, it's in the hook, Reading Roadhog.

[pkpaulshow]

When you and your opponent can’t aim and have to settle things differently

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

the prequel meme subreddit is really good 

[silverhawk]

vanilla coke is gay water

[silverhawk]

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[sociallyanxiousdragon]

One time my brother answered the phone with the start of our prayer over dinner “Thank You, Lord, for this food” ..thankfully it was just our dad on the other end

[babekieren]

One time after a mock trial competition where I’m a lawyer, a waiter asked me if I wanted more bread and I replied “yes your honor”

[battywitch]

After working two weeks of doubles when we were short staffed, I answered my personal phone with “Thank you for calling [workplace], this is [my name]. How can I help you?”…it was a telemarketer…they spluttered and then just hung up.

[octoberreads]

Once when I was working nights at Taco Bell I fell asleep in the couch and my moms phone beeped and I grabbed it in my sleep and said “welcome to the border can I take your order” and my mom woke me up laughing.

[paxamericana]

[puyopuyo]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

oh

[aquarian-sunchild]

Henceforth I will be referring to Guillermo del Toro’s latest film as ‘Grinding Nemo’.

[annieedison]

#no the fuck you’re not

[drunkendougss]

you: *At a funeral*

me: I'm so sorry for your | || || |_

you, through tears: How the fuck did you just say that with your mouth

[memeculture69]

[punkrorschach]

It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that.

[darkeecofreak]

As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now.

[sexhaver]

twitch chat is MILES ahead of us on discourse

[cherryzarde]

[plainclothes2025]

[goodwillashtray]

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

So be it… Jedi

[novacronums-moved]

i am gay and a fool. rb if you too are gay and a fool.

[novacronums-moved]

@luvandybiersack

absolutely you may. anyone who is lgbtq+ and a fool may reblog it, if they’re comfortable using gay as an umbrella term.

[metalbatteryzone]

[infectiondefective]

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

[z-nogyrop]

[infectiondefective]

Thanks

[infectiondefective]

Wait a minute

[justforsmiles]

Mental health first, everything else will follow.