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No I think God stays in heaven to be smug & comfortable & to avoid thinking about the enormous list of screwups & responsibilities they left behind on this hell of a minecraft server, next question

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God doesn’t return to earth for the same reason most of us don’t revisit the DeviantArt accounts we made circa age 14

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omegaverse

hey weird question, but you have that one gif of Venom Snake walking into room and killing two guards with his Go Go Inspector Gadget extendo dick?

no and i’m actually shocked by the fact that i have no idea what you’re talking about

omegaverse

how can we fix this.....

cognitohazardous

WAIT I HAVE THAT

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back-that-sass-up

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Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

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Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

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In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

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socialjusticeace

I am Looking at these tags my guy

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ppl don’t like to imagine bi ppl coming to terms with being bi after identifying as gay bc they think that’s a downgrade lol. That’s why there’s like 100000 stories about cishets realizing they were bi and like 2 of gay ppl realizing they were bi.

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