Picses bitch

FryLord. 22. She/her. don't let the blog fool you, I am sad inside

[ttechniic]

i love roblox car crash gifs

[ttechniic]

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[ghoulish00]

[toskarin]

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

[toskarin]

sensing?

[hillhomed]

and they were the best of friends forever

[m4rs-ex3]

brand new [people], same old mistakes

[babizzxx]

[paleblueyedot]

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[mystrothedefender]

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

[gondwana]

It's over

[wolfwarrior142]

If it makes you feel better. Our pigs' favorite meal is a bucket of rotting whole cow's milk that we specifically let get gross before giving to em cuz they love it that way. Its not their main food, cuz thats grain, but they still get a lot of disgusting milk. So thats kinda like slop I guess

[gondwana]

Ok ❤️ yay ❤️

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[theoneofwhomisblue]

The wunky conductor

[biglawbear]

"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

[cloverslime]

please let your voice shine gorgeous

[frogberrycake29]

Dont hide this in tags

[victusinveritas]

[sumrot]

[jeniferprince]

hey, adora

patreon // check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here

[orca-iguana]

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

[woolieshubris]

(FDA source)

microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

[orca-iguana]

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

[woolieshubris]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

fully expected 40k notes ngl

[woolieshubris]

[alexaloraetheris]

"They are mutual in laws. We didn't learn shit."

@theshitpostcalligrapher If this isn't quintessential Tumblr, I don't know what is

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

on it on it

[sovietnam]

[senatortedcruz]

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

[br41n-r0t]