don't stop till your heart goes numb

I'm legally obligated to tell you I ain't a real doctor. indie borderlands rp blog.

[infigurehead-blog]

                          ✰ I want to be better than I am. ✰

          experienced // multiverse // semi-selective // script // para // novella

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[drunreal-blog]

                            DRUNREAL is DR. ZED BLANCO                   experienced, semi-selective, multiverse

                                                       I II III IV V

[drunreal-blog]

open;;

           he  was  absolutely  d r e n c h e d            in blood, literally from head to toe.            while his smock  was stained  time            and time again,  camouflaging  the            fresh  splatter,      the  rest  of  him            wasn’t so well worn.       it created            almost a second film over his latex            gloves,   and  there  was   also   an            ambiguous,     dark  glob  near  his            temple,  tangled  in  a  silver streak.            something   made   it   seem   even            more   unclean    than    it    looked,            perhaps   it   was  how   he  carried            himself,  or  it could have just been            a  god-given vibe  that  tells you to            just stay away. The poor fellow on            the table next to him clearly didn’t            have that sense. Or, maybe, had.            It’s... hard to tell.

           ❝Howdy. You don’t need anythin’,            do ya? I’m a little busy-- er, well,            you can always give a hand. This            kinda thing doesn’t require a med            school degree or nothin’. I ain’t            gonna pay you for it, but I’ll thank            you,  { or somethin’. }❞

[drunreal-blog]

THE ADMIN OF ZED IS SUPER QUALITY EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW

thanks for sending me an ask that im posting on my blog that only my followers will see

[hospitalheaven-blog]

[vitaminkale-blog]

    “I—…n-no…?” Yeah, just back it up. Pandorans      are still fucked up as all hell…and he was not ha-      ving this. “Really. Thanks for the offer but I’m go-      od with the organs I got. Hah…”

[drunreal-blog]

        ❝Damn,❞ he spits in a ghostly sigh, managing          to  direct a  single  word  at  everyone  who’s          ever  done  him wrong.   ❝In that case--  well,          eheh,  I could  upgrade  the ones ya’  already          got.    After all, you don’t want ‘em to go out          on  ya’,  right?    You  wanna  rely  on  ‘em?❞ 

         Of course, his devious smirk was concealed,          but there was an underlying,   giddy  tone  in          his  voice  that  was  almost  covered  up  by          a monotonous demeanor and  a flat accent.

                        (Keyword: almost.)

[drunreal-blog]

                     H E A L T H  C O D E // a dr. zed fanmix

vertigo marianas trench // dead! my chemical romance // this house is a circus arctic monkeys // snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers fall out boy // monster hospital metric // burn it down awolnation // crazy=genius brendon urie // novocaine fall out boy // small cuts the brobecks // unnatural selection muse

[drunreal-blog]

lms.

// too many followers at this point to do greetings. oh god. like this for a really generic starter. send me an im or something if you want it to be longer than a one-liner, ‘cus i can and am willing to do that para and novella junk.

[drunreal-blog]

maybe if i drop a fire mixtape thats zed themed ill feel better about this whole jig

[thoughts-memories]

[kidsisterextraordinaire]

drunreal liked your post:▲

Add On: SWOLE ZED IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE CRACK-HEADCANON I WILL EVER ACCEPT AS TRUTH

HE DESTROYED SALVADOR, MAN

[thestonedpope]

Headcanon

Dr. Zed is ripped. We’re talking muscles for days. Bench pressing Badass loaders day in day out when he aint cutin up people. Bruh, my man Zed was challenged to a arm wrestle match by Salvador and destroyed his ass. Sal was out the fight for a few days due to humiliation. Sal had to go off world to a rehab to recover from his ass beating. All the vault hunters got mad respec for him now. Bricks too afraid of challenging him because he dont wanna be a scrublord. But he dont know every body a scrublord compared to my man Zed.

[h4xton-blog]

Bold what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

Financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged

Class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure or N/A

Education: qualified / unqualified (no greater than a high school standard of education) / studying

Criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no

FAMILY

Married - happily / Married - unhappily / Engaged or betrothed / Partnered / Single / Divorced / Separated

Has a child or children / Has no children / Wants children

Close with sibling(s) / Not close with sibling(s) / Has no siblings

Orphaned / Adopted / Disowned / Raised by birth parents

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

Extroverted / Introverted / In between

Disorganised / Organised / In between

Close-minded / Open-minded  / In between

Calm / Anxious / In between

Disagreeable / Agreeable / In between

Cautious / Reckless / In between

Patient / Impatient / In between

Outspoken / Reserved / In between

Leader / Follower / In between

Empathetic / Unempathetic / In between

Optimistic / Pessimistic / In between

Traditional / Modern / In between

Hardworking / Lazy / In between

Cultured / Uncultured / In between / Unknown

Loyal / Disloyal / Unknown 

Faithful / Unfaithful / Unknown 

BELIEFS:

Monotheist / Polytheist / Atheist  / Agnostic / Unknown

Belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

Philosophical: yes / no

OPINIONS

Pro-suicide / Anti-suicide / Doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-euthanasia / Anti-euthanasia / Doesn’t know or on the fence 

Pro-choice / Anti-abortion / Doesn’t know or on the fence 

Pro-marriage / Anti-marriage / Doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-death penalty / Anti-death penalty / Doesn’t know or on the fence 

Pro-drug legislation / Anti-drug legislation / Doesn’t know or on the fence 

Pro-murder / Anti-murder / Doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-cannibalism / Anti-cannibalism / Doesn’t know or on the fence

Left wing / Right ring / Middle / Doesn’t know or on the fence / 

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

Allosexual / Asexual

Alloromantic / Aromantic

Sex repulsed / Sex neutral / Sex favourable

Romance repulsed / Romance neutral / Romance favourable

Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / none of these he just literally doesnt care

Potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

Potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

ABILITIES

Combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS

Drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

[drunreal-blog]

open;;

         “Sorry, I’m closing shop.   Ol’ Zed            needs to, er, grab some whiskey           from Moxxi. Medical reasons and           all that. Cleaning wounds...    and,           uh... Sure. Heh, try not to die!”

[drunreal-blog]

[drunreal-blog]

▲ Salt is a hell of an introduction but !!! Hi!

▲

HELLO, and, um, perhaps this isn’t the salt anyone was hoping for, but trans headcanons are totally the greatest. and that’s all I really have to say about that.

[drunreal-blog]

lms.

// too many followers at this point to do greetings. oh god. like this for a really generic starter. send me an im or something if you want it to be longer than a one-liner, ‘cus i can and am willing to do that para and novella junk.