I will name this when appropriate.

I hope to one day develop enough of a personality to create a need to describe it here.

[animentality]

[dryishrain]

🎶 Let's make a man's barbeque!🎶

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

What month should we hold the tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2027?

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What month should we hold the Tumblr Sexyenby contest 2027?

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

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Remaining time: 16 hours 11 minutes

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

If you people make me run these contests back to back next year I’ll find a way to do it as annoyingly for everyone as possible don’t test me

[dryishrain]

Lol. You ask the questions and don't want the answers.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This blog is a strictly Roy from Garfield and Friends hating blog, fuck that rooster he gives them a bad name

[dryishrain]

My favorite U.S. Acres punchline was "ched beck!"

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?

apparently I gained 40 followers overnight what

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

baking cookies for you all as a reward, be back soon

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

curses

[dryishrain]

I'll take that one.

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I ate it sorry

[dryishrain]

So what you are saying is

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?

apparently I gained 40 followers overnight what

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

baking cookies for you all as a reward, be back soon

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

curses

[dryishrain]

I'll take that one.

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[quinnception]

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[no-one-offical]

‎

[dryishrain]

Aaaaaaaand yoink

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[weirdplutoprince]

post office scary

[dryishrain]

OP's situation is understandable and I feel for them. However, I am far more interested in the etymology of that term. The way it is worded implies to me the actions of "going" and "collecting" just inherently mean to kill with a gun.

[dryishrain]

It is my birthday.

[shinya-is-ok]

Another angle from an older work.

I really love the weird mismatch between real-life backgrounds and low-poly models.

You can find more on Omoiro-Kidou under "MY LINKS" in my pinned post.

[dryishrain]

Fuuuuck, I love this.

I want to live there.

[sodor-memetime]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[dryishrain]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical hey, you got plans for later? I thought of something you could do.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Guess what’s happening:

[dryishrain]

Angels are weeping?

[satan-offical]

some people in my asks are very confused about the fact my uterus exists

[dryishrain]

Yeah! I mean, I figured it would have run away by now.

[homophobla]

[homophobla]

this post seems to be getting alot of notes from people who don't realize that may already happened

[dryishrain]

My BLIZZARD games launcher is bugged and has a warning saying there WILL be an update on May 20, 2026.

It's holding out hope that the 24th is the future still.

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 1, Group 9: Silly Little Arson Frog v. Villain

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Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @villain-offical

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh my campaign

um

1) Arson will be made legal

2) I'm nice and a goofy goober, best of both worlds

3) I won't burn your house down!

4) I'm sure there's more reasons

5) I'm close to 2k followers?

6) Send ideas of what I should do as a reward to you all if I win! I'm a great listener and am pretty chill, so just suggest something!

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

I would like to be the secretary of Culture

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

as long as you promise to be open minded -and I'm sure you will be- of course!

also adding free rainbow beams for everyone to my campaign

[dryishrain]

My response to your campaign promises.

1: I am allergic to fire, however I dislike laws so net gain.

2: This is the main platform I look at in politicians(?). Good work.

3: feels like a promise you won't keep

4: I think we might have some on top of the fridge

5: congrats

6: pizza party, middle school style. One pepperoni pizza cut into 2000ish peices.

[suppermariobroth]

The entry for Super Mario Galaxy 2 on Nintendo’s official site for the Super Mario Bros. 35th anniversary has an error in its ESRB rating: “Mild Cartoon Violence” is spelled “Mild Cartton Violence” instead. Bizarrely, this is spelled correctly in all other places on the website; suggesting that instead of using a template, some Nintendo employee typed out the ratings individually for each of the games.

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[stupidpotpie]

mild carlton violence