random all over the place thoughts about a sneezy angel and demon pairā¦
warning!!! mentions of snz, mess (getās into specifics too so extra warning), demons and angels, etc
K since itās October and stuff I cannot stop thinking about a demon and angel pair and both are both super sneezy??
Like Iām thinking that the demon has a pointy tail thatās able to induce the angel to no end and since the demon must be hot/fiery that just gets the angelās nose going that much more, and the angelās wings are completely covered in itchy feathers that turn the demon into an allergic mess. Just the sneezy antics that both get up to could be so so hot.
The demon could use their tail to sneakily slither around the angels peripheral vision and quickly and quietly just shove it in the angelās nose to send them into a spiral of wet, spraying, regal sneezes. Thereās mess, but since the angel is a āgoodā creature they donāt make things too too wet, unless the demon really really tries.
The angel obviously has to fight back by using their holy wings/feathers to constantly itch and tickle the demons sensitive nose. Since the demon is of another land, the angel uses the demons allergies to holy things to their advantage and as the demon is more of a ādark/badā creature, their sneezes become snotty and messy right from the get go.
The idea that the angel is from heaven and the demon is from hell is even worse for the demon and vice versa. Their opposite upbringings collide, itās completely obvious that the two of them should never mixā¦but they have developed a kind of relationship around their sneeziness. Itās almost like a game to the two of them. The angel uses their holy wings to get the demons allergies turned up to 11, and the demon tries and tries to use their slick precise tail to induce the fuck out of the angels large quivering nose.
And even the mess/snot that they produce are different. The angel might have more spray, they always have a majestic quality to themselves and the mess they create. But the demon on the other hand creates a whole lot of trouble for the pair of them. Since the demon is SO allergic to the angels feathers, their nose starts to fill with fiery hot to the touch snot that just starts to gush out of their nose once they start sneezing. As they continue their antics, the angel continuously sprays the demon after having their slippery tail totally invade their gaping nostrils with little to no respite in between each sneeze, every bit of spittle hits the demonās body with a hiss, the holiness of the substance does not agree with the demons tough simmering exterior. Unfortunately, the demonās nose canāt contain all the hot snot obstructing it, so it periodically streams and webs of hot to the touch magma type mess slowly waterfalls from their nose, the angel tries to use their indestructible wings to keep the fiery snot as bay but that just makes things worse. The demonās nose quivers and shakes more and more, the angel knows whatās coming so they shield themselves with their wings just as a shotgun blast of steaming mess shoots from the demons red itchy noseā¦after the demon sneezes all of the allergens out, the angel slowly peers from behind their shieldā¦the demon gives them a sly smile and softly exclaims āyou were the one who got me started, itās your wings that make me all sneezy and snottyā, leaving the angel to pull the demon close with force before sticking another of their many feathers straight up the demonās streaming, runny, sneezy noseā¦..šŖ½šŖ”













