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random all over the place thoughts about a sneezy angel and demon pair…

warning!!! mentions of snz, mess (get’s into specifics too so extra warning), demons and angels, etc

K since it’s October and stuff I cannot stop thinking about a demon and angel pair and both are both super sneezy??

Like I’m thinking that the demon has a pointy tail that’s able to induce the angel to no end and since the demon must be hot/fiery that just gets the angel’s nose going that much more, and the angel’s wings are completely covered in itchy feathers that turn the demon into an allergic mess. Just the sneezy antics that both get up to could be so so hot.

The demon could use their tail to sneakily slither around the angels peripheral vision and quickly and quietly just shove it in the angel’s nose to send them into a spiral of wet, spraying, regal sneezes. There’s mess, but since the angel is a ‘good’ creature they don’t make things too too wet, unless the demon really really tries.

The angel obviously has to fight back by using their holy wings/feathers to constantly itch and tickle the demons sensitive nose. Since the demon is of another land, the angel uses the demons allergies to holy things to their advantage and as the demon is more of a ‘dark/bad’ creature, their sneezes become snotty and messy right from the get go.

The idea that the angel is from heaven and the demon is from hell is even worse for the demon and vice versa. Their opposite upbringings collide, it’s completely obvious that the two of them should never mix…but they have developed a kind of relationship around their sneeziness. It’s almost like a game to the two of them. The angel uses their holy wings to get the demons allergies turned up to 11, and the demon tries and tries to use their slick precise tail to induce the fuck out of the angels large quivering nose.

And even the mess/snot that they produce are different. The angel might have more spray, they always have a majestic quality to themselves and the mess they create. But the demon on the other hand creates a whole lot of trouble for the pair of them. Since the demon is SO allergic to the angels feathers, their nose starts to fill with fiery hot to the touch snot that just starts to gush out of their nose once they start sneezing. As they continue their antics, the angel continuously sprays the demon after having their slippery tail totally invade their gaping nostrils with little to no respite in between each sneeze, every bit of spittle hits the demon’s body with a hiss, the holiness of the substance does not agree with the demons tough simmering exterior. Unfortunately, the demon’s nose can’t contain all the hot snot obstructing it, so it periodically streams and webs of hot to the touch magma type mess slowly waterfalls from their nose, the angel tries to use their indestructible wings to keep the fiery snot as bay but that just makes things worse. The demon’s nose quivers and shakes more and more, the angel knows what’s coming so they shield themselves with their wings just as a shotgun blast of steaming mess shoots from the demons red itchy nose…after the demon sneezes all of the allergens out, the angel slowly peers from behind their shield…the demon gives them a sly smile and softly exclaims ‘you were the one who got me started, it’s your wings that make me all sneezy and snotty’, leaving the angel to pull the demon close with force before sticking another of their many feathers straight up the demon’s streaming, runny, sneezy nose…..🪽🪡

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Holding someone’s hair back for them while they give in to their tickly, itchy, sneezy nose…

Obsessing over holding someone’s hair back while they desperately let out fits of itchy tickly sneezes either from annoyingly sneezy allergies or an awfully contagious cold. Maybe you’re making sure their hair stays clean. Possibly it’s causing more issues for their already struggling nose; constantly dangling back and forth under their trembling nostrils, so moving it out of the way at least gets rid of one of their triggers.

Imagine they’re sitting in your lap, their back resting on your chest and tummy. You have handfuls of their pretty hair grasped in both of your hands while they constantly lurch forward with every bellowing sneeze. Each hitch you can feel in your bones, your thighs and legs getting sprayed with each snotty sneeze. You obviously don’t mind whatsoever as you’re just happy to help, thankfully their done up hair is safe from all the mess and their nose can freely flow as needed thanks to your brave efforts…🥺

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really indulgent, sry just been in a mood lol..

Warning!!! Mentions of mess, gentle biting, licking, kissing, small tiny amount of nudity (kinda)…once again a lil gross…..

Imagine person A gently biting person B all over their body, maybe throwing in sensual licks and kisses throughout.

During this A’s nose starts to itch, maybe it’s the dust freely flowing around B’s room, maybe it’s the multiple cats that constantly scamper around leaving infinite hairs in their wake, either way it’s definitely getting to A’s large perfect allergic nose.

Itching and tickling aside, A continues trailing their tongue, mouth and nose all over B’s naked body. Making slick work of B’s chest, face, belly, thighs, other areas, really anywhere they have access to they make sure to pleasure.

More and more A hitches, their nostrils flaring, widening, quivering like they’ve been in the cold for too long. A’s nose then starts to run and now their tongue isn’t the only thing making B’s skin wet and messy. A just cannot take it anymore, they need to let one itchy sneeze out, just one. As A gears up for their one desperate sneeze they try to get one more gentle bite out of the way near B’s neck, they lightly place their teeth onto B’s skin but the tickle in their nose suddenly becomes too much, A tries to hold it back but simply doesn’t have the strength…they take a breathy hitch in right before their nose explodes with snot all over B’s neck. Since A couldn’t bite down hard during their sneezy mishap they had to push everything out through their nose. All the mess blocking their pretty nostrils shot out in hundreds of clear snotty strings, now completely coating B’s neck, chest, face in slick messy snot.

B doesn’t mind whatsoever, they pull A in for a messy kiss and end up licking A’s runny nose all over, each lick works to detach at least some of the snotty strands still hanging from A’s poor pink nose. B continues kissing each of A’s gushing nostrils then ultimately gives A one last deep sloppy french kiss before ushering A to continue what they started.

A smiles and slowly ventures down B’s body, B slowly leans their head back and continues to enjoy the otherworldly sensations, right before A plays up another itchy tickle that’ll eventually make its way out of their pretty, sneezy, snotty nose…

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Ok this is like super gross but with my partner it’d make my day honestly…

Mentions of mess (obv), masks, nose blowing, snz, etc…if u don’t like even one of the previous things mentioned and/or are under 18 pls do not read…

Mmm so I’m thinking about mask sneezes, it could be any mask honestly, like a regular old medical one or even a Halloween costume mask, either way it’d need to be quite close to your face, or even touching it for this thought to..be a thing…

Idk I really like the idea of being with your super sick s/o and maybe having to go to a pharmacy or somewhere where you’d want to (or have to) wear a mask…or as another scenario maybe you’re walking along on a Halloween night with your partner and you’re wearing a mask and they’re just wearing some makeup or an item that doesn’t really cover their face so their nose is still..accessible. Either way your partner has a terrible cold, an awfully contagious one that leaves them messy, snotty and horny as hell, at least when they’re around you.

Your partner is a naughty, mischievous little devil and they love teasing you..this paired with the idea that they have a sneezy snotty nose and they might need to let out a few tickly cold ridden sneezes and maybe blow their itchy nose a lil bit could result in some issues for you down the line…

I guess you can’t be surprised when your partner eventually grabs the mask off of your face, just as their nostrils start to widen and flutter, then just unforgivingly unleash a fit of the wettest, snottiest most fabric soaking sneezes possible and as a cherry on top they blow their stuffy nose directly into your poor mask…thoroughly.

After they’ve finished and are certain there isn’t anything left in their pretty nose they look towards you with a sheepish yet conniving smile and hand you back a dripping, soggy, practically (but not completely!) ruined mask that you now must wear for the duration of your trip/night. You look at it with a concerned, yet soft look then slowly move your eyes toward your partner. They’re still smirking away, then they finally whisper “go on, put it on…a little bit of my snot won’t hurt you baby.”

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🍂 You’re on a walk with your sneezy partner / s/o during fall/cooler weather, sleeves/sweater paws, runny noses, sneezes, and warning!..messss.. lots of the usual honestly, I guess I just think about the same shit all the time 😅

Thinking about sleeves and sweater paws since it’s getting a lil colder.

Imagine you and your partner are walking on a brisk fall morning, the leaves are changing and the colours are so beautiful. Your partner has a terribly sneezy nose, and the changing weather definitely isn’t helping. They’ve been sniffling and letting out the occasional stifled sneeze throughout the day, and now being outside their nose starts running like a faucet on top of everything else.

They’re consistently trying to keep all of the mess..contained, wiping their itchy pink nose on the inside of their sleeves, their collar, the back of their wrist..anything that’ll give them even a tiny bit of relief. On and on they wipe, with no luck at all, their nose is still a wet, drippy, snotty mess.

Then they realize…you have a super soft hoodie on, one that’ll take care of their large, red, tickly nose just fine..they day dream about stuffing their nose into the fabric and just letting go..they ponder and remember that you did say in the past that they could use any piece of your clothing to sneeze and blow their nose into, that it would never be an issue, that you would be their tissue on any occasion if need be.

As they pinch another messy sneeze they finally succumb to their desperate nose…

They ultimately reach out, stop walking and grab your sweater sleeve with force. They desperately hold it up to their gushing nostrils and let out a flurry of snotty sneezes that leave a tangle of messy strands dripping from their full, flaring nose. They keep your sweater paw close, since they’re totally embarrassed, even though they know you like it..no, love it. Without thinking they release another muffled sneeze into the fabric and instantly blow out all of the irritants and snot blocking their pretty nostrils. A thick waterfall of mess rushes down from their nose into their cupped hands shielded by your sweater. As you look on you realize your sleeve is completely drenched, the colour it once was is now a much darker shade, puddles of snot coat the outside..it’s painfully obvious that you’ve just been used as a personal handkerchief..but you don’t mind, you’re just glad they could use you to get their nose under control. After all you did say they could use you, in any way they please…

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v indulgent and all over the place, idk ☺️

warning mentions of nose, snz, lots of mess..pls don’t read if you don’t like!!

Massaging someone’s nose for them, while they’re either suffering from allergies or a cold. Just having their squishy, runny, snotty little (or big**) nose right there for you to play with, maybe they’re flaring their nostrils for you..teasing you..as you gently stroke and rub them. Their nose streams with snot as you continue sensually touching it..you both don’t mind the mess, if anything they’re grateful that they can finally start to breathe properly again. Hands dripping wet you keep tracing their quivering nostrils..they stare into your eyes with a sly smile, while sometimes blowing waterfalls of mess into your lap, your hands,..anything in their vicinity really. They lean into you, you’re holding them in your arms when they move their nose towards your chest..they slowly start to hitch towards an assumingely messy sneeze..you feel their chest rise as they start to go over the edge..this might be bigger than you thought…they then start to have a terribly messy, snotty, wet fit and can’t control where they end up spraying..your chest is the main target but your hands, face, legs, all get drenched in snot. When they finish, they look up sheepishly, tears running down their face, mess pouring from their nose..they start to mutter an apology before you stop them…you gently raise your finger up to their slick lips to indicate it’s not a problem, it could never be a problem…all while their nostrils start to open wide..wider…and you just pull them close and tell them it’s all going to be okay…

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A lil long, very indulgent fic thingy about a gothy punky type person with awful allergies…

Lots and lots of mentions of mess, be warned, like honestly lol…

Goth punk type person wearing heavy makeup with the works; thick black mascara, midnight black lipstick coating their plump lips, eye shadow plastered around their pretty sullen eyes.

They’re wearing a reflective skin tight latex body suit, their breasts/chest practically popping out of the upper half, while down below their ass is barely contained by the thin strip of material. They also have some fishnets on, which are being strained by having to keep their massive powerful thick thighs in check, each grid-like puncture in the stockings are begging to burst with the amount of thickness they have to keep in check.

They have awful distracting allergies to who knows what, it could be the roses and flowers they have scattered around their apartment, or it could be the three cats they take care of wandering every corner of the place.. either way unless they take their allergy meds they’re a sneezy snotty mess every second they spend there.

Their sneezes, unfortunately for them, are extremely wet and messy. This means that the makeup they prepare so delicately every morning becomes a drippy mess in under an hour, their mascara starts running just as much as their nose is. Their messy snot starts to blend with their eye shadow, their eye liner, their mascara… they’re an absolute mess but thankfully they haven’t had to leave their apartment just yet.

They keep tending to their itchy sneezy nose.. constantly flaring, running and sneezing all of the irritants out. As they sneeze they splatter mess all over their body suit, the snot is slick and glides quickly down their chest, some dripping down into their cleavage/chest but most to their latex coated stomach, then finally drizzling to their thighs.

The more they sneeze and sneeze, the more mess explodes from their makeup brushed nose. They try to contain it all, they try pinching their massive gaping nostrils but it doesn’t work, if anything it makes things more snotty and sloppy.

All of the snotty mess is now starting to pool on their voluptuous thighs, their fishnets are drowning in snot, each little hole that was already strained from the amount of skin they had to contain is now gasping for more air, the mess coats each one like an oil spill infecting an ocean. They end up standing, barely being able to hold themselves up straight considering all the work their nose has had to experience. The snot drips, no, gushes down their legs, then eventually reaches their tall platform boots.

They have to act fast. They first pull off their black boots, don’t want them getting any more ruined than they already are… though they’re now considerably shorter, but that doesn’t matter they need to keep working. Next are the fishnets, they peel them off their skin and they’re drenched, mess falling in small drips every second that they hold them to their face to check the damage done. Lastly they slowly but surely unzip their latex suit and to their horror a wave, no a tsunami, of snot gushes as soon as their breasts/chest are/is able to breathe…the suit must’ve acted as a dam for all the mess that went unnoticed during their constant sneezy fits.

Now…naked, covered in dark makeup, and coated from head to toe in messy snot, they are finally able to sit still and think. They umm and ahh for a few minutes, still periodically having to blow their nose that just doesn’t want to stop running, but finally they start to walk towards their shower…maybe they’ll have to succumb to their terrible itchy allergic nose and stay at home after all, because who would want to see them like this……

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Gosh I could listen to the thick, viscous, desperate sniffles after a particularly messy sneeze all day long…

…like just the idea of someone being so embarrassed by the amount of snot they’ve sneezed out but there being sooooo much gushing from their nose that they just cannot get by sniffling once, they need to constantly push and pull the mess from their nose to their lips until they can get their hands on a tissue…..

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Making out with a sneezy someone…Warning.. kissing, mess, snz, colds 💋

Sloppy make out shesh with a sick sneezy cutie. Tongues continuously interlocking, snot running down from their itchy full nostrils, them trying to breath but they can’t so they just force all the mess out by blowing with as much force as they need to get some air into their red glistening little nose.. of course while you both continue the sensual yet messy kiss…

They’re certainly not worried about leaving the both of you with strands and strings of snot connecting your lips and noses together and definitely not worried about making you sick, after all it’s only fair they get to take care of you when you inevitably catch their sneezy cold, especially after you’ve taken such good care of them…

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Gross… is all I’m gonna say..but I love gross

Warning.. mentions of mess and snz and nose blowing and a tiny bit of sexual stuff!!!!!!

Obsessing over the idea of someone having terrible snotty allergies or a messy cold and while you’re both cuddled up together they just grab your arm and rub their slick pink nose all over your hand and fingers.

Even better would be if they just stuffed their itchy nose in between your cupped fingers and let out all of the snot blocking their pretty nostrils, just leaving webs of messy mess dripping all over you while you can only just watch.

They look so pathetic, but so cute and adorable. Snot running down their face, tears in their eyes, possibly having makeup running and mixing with.. everything.

Any sneezes that come they just direct towards you…no thought, no hesitation just drenching sneezes that rain down on your hair, face, hands… anything that had the unfortunate luck to be in range of their trembling nose.

And maybe possibly even taking your messy, wet, glistening hands and tugging them towards their breasts, their chest, their belly, their thighs, their cock or pussy… they may have made you a mess but at least you’ll both be able to enjoy being snotty together, and maybe even using it as a free (and sexier!) lube as well idkkkkk…. 🙈

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ok ok I was talking with my partner the other day and it gave me ideas.. i could not stop obsessing over a king and queen, the queen has terrible allergies and ya…..

Nothing special, very rambly and definitely got away from my original topic/thought, but I like the concept a lot. Lots of mentions of mess as usual so be warned pls!!!!!

In this hierarchy the king holds the most power, while behind closed doors the queen obviously calls the major shots. The people see the king as the leader, but the rulers are a team and make every decision together.

Now.. imagine the queen has a terrible allergy to horses, hay, incense, really anything that can be given as a special gift other than gold she is very very allergic to. Even just the sight of a horse for example will send her into messy fits of the most regal, but wet sneezes imaginable.

These gifts get brought in daily, even hourly, meaning the king and queen must be very careful. They don’t want their image to be tainted by the fact that someone so close to the king could be affected by something as feeble and delicate as an allergy, and an extremely sensitive set of allergies as well, that leaves the queen a sneezy, snotty, desperately pathetic mess of a royal.

Nowww… currently the king is sitting in his HUGE royal chamber, a large sprawling stone floor at his feet, sitting in his throne that’s crafted from the purest gold, jewels and wood. The queen however is in their smaller side room, she’s had a nice idea to take care of any gifts being brought in, just to give the king a little help.

The day’s been a tough one for both of them, the king has had many meetings with various subjects and underlings, while the queen has had different difficulties. She’s been taking care of the gifts that have been flowing in throughout the day, she thought she could fight through her allergies…. But her nose had different plans.

As she managed the gifts the queen’s nose started to drip, then run, then just freely flow like a snotty waterfall. Luckily she had a few handkerchiefs on hand, but those were soiled quite quickly given just how bad her allergies are. Thankfully her nose hasn’t tickled enough to release a sneeze, but she knew it was coming, she could feel the oncoming messy flurry of sneezes that will surely reveal her dreaded weakness.

On she works, viewing the different breeds of horses being gifted, looking over all of the delicious smelling incense and perfumes, but she quickly reaches her limit. This nice gesture she thought was going to help the king might just create more work for him after all….. then, just then her nose betrays her, her nostrils flare big and wide allowing more and more allergens to enter and itch, her nose continues to stream and run vigorously…. She tries to plug her quivering nostrils with her fingers, struggling to fit her large widening nose in between her petite hands….she can’t, she can’t hold the desperate sneezes anymore…. She just has to allow herself… just one sneeze, just one….. her face looks toward the heavens, she asks for forgiveness quietly, with a few onlookers starting to realize what’s about to happen…. The queen hitches one last time before she erupts with a rush of itchy messy snotty sneezes that absolutely soak her surroundings, even the poor onlookers get a “gift” directly from her that they probably weren’t expecting.

Unfortunately for the queen it wasn’t just one, it was many… but now she must move fast, she cannot spoil what she the king have built….. she quickly defers the gifts to one of her workers and scurries out, hands desperately trying to keep all of the overflowing mess and snot at bay until she can get to the king… her king.

She barges into the spacious throne room with force. The king instantly notices what’s going on, with mess slowly oozing from her cupped hands and terrified face, dripping onto the stone floor with echoing taps. He quickly ushers any and all of his underlings out of the room. To hell with the battle plans, this is much more important.

The queen stumbles up to the king and crumbles at the bottom of his royally large robe, snot and mess still gushing from her leaky itchy nose, drenching the bottom of the cloak. He gently picks her up and tuts her head to be in line with his gaze, he tisks disappointingly yet lovingly…

‘You shouldn’t have done that sweetheart, you know your allergies can’t handle it..’

She looks embarrassed, yet understanding. She knows she shouldn’t have done it, but thought it would make such a nice gesture.

The king knows this too. Still staring in her eyes, he moves his head closer, and kisses her soft lips, which are still glistening with snot from her messy nose. The kiss lasts long, they both passionately give in to the love and lust before the queen starts to breathe deeply…. She starts to desperately hitch, and hitch and hitch until she needs to pull away completely…. But not before the king pulls her back, and lets her expel her snotty sneezes all over his large cloak, she rubs her nose all over his chest and clothes just trying to give relief to her poor tired red tipped nose…..

When all is said and done, the king will certainly need a new set of garments, the queen will need to rethink how she can help her partner without triggering her nasty allergies in the future, and most importantly the kingdom is still in safe hands thanks to the power couple that worked together to defeat a terrible foe…. 👑👑

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Campfires, smoke allergies, colds and snz…

Mentions of fire, smoke and mess so be warned if that’s not your thing!!!

I’m day dreaming about being by a camp fire with my partner and just being bathed in the glow and warmth from the flames. Maybe we’re both allergic to the smoke from the fire and we just cuddle up and catch each others smoke induced sneezes.

I really love the idea that our noses are probably the closest part of our face to the fire so it might be the most defined feature compared to the rest. Maybe the flaring nostrils and glistening snot from our runny noses are extra visible given this circumstance.

Oh and the idea that the wind can change up and the smoke can come at one, or both of us constantly… causing endless fits of messy, itchy, spraying sneezes that also get illuminated by the only light source in your vicinity.

And the cold aspect of it makes me melt too… both of us huddled under a blanket, freezing and shivering while we wipe our noses on eachother and catch our contagious sneezes in each others clothes or blanket (..or hands/chests 🤭). All while we’re trying to siphon as much heat from the fire as humanely possible to keep our sick selves at least warm enough.

Ahhh I love 🫠🔥

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Kinda similar to my tank top thought from the other week but can’t stop thinking about someone wearing a trench coat while another person uses it to sneeze into… more details under the cut

Mentions of mess be warned!!

Thinking about that trope where a drifter character always has certain wears in their trench coat. Whether it be weapons or potions or jewelry, they always have items in hand. And always, always they open up the coat from the inside out to show what they have in stock.

Well…. Imagine that someone has a trench coat like this and uses the motion of opening the coat to reveal the inside and specifically keeps it open for their partner to sneeze into??? Like whenever their partner has a fit, or their nostrils flare big and wide before they sneeze the person with the trench coat just pulls them to the side, opens their coat to reveal their shirt underneath, or the insides of the coat flaps and allows their partner to let their messy sneezes out into them. Eventually spraying and splattering all over the insides of the coat flaps and all over their shirt.

Maybe the person knows how messy the other persons sneezes get, so they do this to avoid embarrassment, or maybe it’s just a greedy action and they like being able to look down and see the snot stains. Maybe it’s like badges of honour for both of them, the sneezer loves the idea of marking their partner, and the coat wearer loves the fact that they get to wear their partners sneezy mess all day while nobody else knows whatsoever.

Idk, it’s so secret, so intimate. Both parties know but would never ever mention their confidential actions to anyone outside of the two of them 🤫

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Just honestly rambling with this one (as usual!!), but cannot stop obsessing about runny noses and mess and contagion and colds and allergies so please be warned lots of mentions of that!!**

Can’t stop thinking about runny noses. Like just sitting there observing someone’s nose that just cannot stop streaming with snot. Maybe you instruct them not to wipe, because you’ll do it for them. You grab tissues for them and dab at their flaring nostrils with not much luck, maybe you just let things run and watch as their face starts to brighten with embarrassment. You constantly tell them they’re so pretty and cute, but they can’t help but feel gross, but deep down you both yearn to give and receive compliments regarding your noses.

Allergies are one thing. Wiping their nose with a cat-hair ridden shirt, or gently brushing their tickly nose with a dusty feather. All of it causes more and more snot to flow, any sneezes gush with more mess that slowly trickles down toward their glistening lips. You can obviously tell their nose is desperately trying to get the allergens out through any means, but it’s just not working. Mess keeps flowing and you keep pinching their snotty tickly nose with the same thing that’s probably causing all of this to happen in the first place. Fuck I just love the idea that nothing you do will help, it even might make things infinitely worse, but the sentiment is appreciated all the same.

Oh oh oh and colds are the other … thinking about the super stuffed up feeling, the fact that they could just blow all of the snot built up in their nose out at any moment. Into your hand, into a tissue, your shirt, your body, your face?? 🙈 All the while any sneezes just make things so much worse, the mess just seems to keep flowing non stop after every single itchy sneeze. And the fact that a cold would just zap all the energy from that person, maybe they don’t even want to reach for a tissue either out of laziness or just from lack of strength. Maybe they blow their nose with nothing in their vicinity and call out for you to get them a tissue, or bring your hand over so you can pinch their nose and any other areas to get all of the mess for them, to give them even just a minute or two of relief.

And don’t even get me started on the contagion aspect. The other person is a complete mess, sneezing and spraying everywhere, but you don’t care at all. You just want to be there to get them anything they need. You wipe the snot from their face, from the surrounding area, anywhere that might be contagious for someone other than yourselves. All the while you might be trying your hardest to also catch the cold, maybe you want to catch it fast enough so you can both enjoy it together, maybe cuddle up and just take naps all day while you recover. You could both take turns cleaning up after one another, or you could just make everything a contagious mess and worry about it in the coming days, after all you don’t want to waste precious energy on something as futile as that. You’re obviously both going to keep making more of a mess as you both start to recover, so waiting wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world…

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random snzy used bookstore owner thingy, don’t expect much of anything lol

Mentions of mess be warned!!

A cute, sexy, independent used bookstore owner is in the middle of organizing their rows and rows of ancient, old and especially dusty books. They do this almost daily, take any new additions and place them in their carefully alphabetized order all over their store. The lighting is dim but warm, any shaft of light is plastered with dust. The librarian absolutely loves books more than anything, the only problem is that they have a terrible itchy sneezy dust allergy….at this point so much allergy medication is needed given their long hours at the shop, that they don’t even bother keeping it on hand anymore. They get to the shop and instantly their nose starts running, tickly fits of wet messy sneezes start spraying out of them after the first 10 minutes, then it stays that way until they leave at the end of the day.

Back to the organizing…the shop owner is slowly but surely making their way through all of the shelves. Each addition or misplaced book requires endless concentration from the poor sneezy shopkeeper, they don’t want to end up sneezing and spraying all over these fine collectables. Stifling helps, but when you have multiple books in your hands that starts to not become an option. Sneeze after sneeze erupts from them as they weave their dusty book filled cart down the aisles, they have to direct them all downwards towards their chest as to not end up getting their surroundings wet and messy. Strings of snot connect from their nose to their already soaking shirt, but they continue…the stores not busy at all and they need to get out of the ‘trenches’ as soon as possible to give their itchy nose even just 5 minutes of relief.

On they push, their sneezes getting messier and messier as they venture further into the back of the store, which houses the dustiest and most rare books of all. This area is a hazard zone for them, it usually takes their nose prisoner and turns them into a sneezing machine. No breaks, no relief, no nothing for their red, twitchy, runny, snotty nose…..but they must continue on, they’ve put this back of the store organizing off for too long.

They arrive to the area and move fast. Grabbing multiple books at once from their cart they race to all the specific sections they need to. All the while they’re kicking up dust and anything else that’ll make their nose go haywire.

Like clockwork their nostrils start to flare, their nose starts to run like a waterfall. They know they’re done for, and the fact they have a stack of some of the rarest books in the store makes them worried.

They hold back for as long as they can as they almost get to their final destination… it’s so close they can taste it until….

Their nostrils widen even more, they start to desperately hitch and know it’s all over… they close their eyes, breathe in and start to have the snottiest most desperate sneezing fit they’re ever experienced, mess flies everywhere, strings of snot attach themselves to the rare books, their chest, their lips, even their thighs. They’ve completely coated themselves and the entire area in snot. All of their rarest books, ruined by the force of their preventable sneezy fit.

Still dripping with mess they meekly look around at what they’ve done, and maybe it’s a coping mechanism but they don’t feel too badly about it. They feel like they tried their best to do the job needed, but their sensitive tickly little nose had other ideas… honestly what were they to do in this scenario? Take a bunch of allergy meds that could cost a fortune? No way! Not go to the back of the store because their itchy nose would stop them? Definitely not! With a smile they clean up what they can and head back to their office for a break, and though it misbehaved, their nose deserves a little relief of its own too…☺️

[dstny-m]

Thinking about two people doing exercises, A is doing the workout and B is the spotter and helping them count their push-ups and sit-ups and whatever else they’re getting up to.

What I really love is the idea of B taking advantage of A’s nose while their arms and body are restricted during the exercise.

Extra scenarios under the cut, mentions of mess as usual so be warned!!!

During push-ups B holds a flower on the floor, right under A’s sensitive nose. Every time A goes down to the floor, their nose is engulfed in pollen. The tickle becomes unbearable and A just cannot help but start sneezing uncontrollably all over the floor and all over B. As A is in the middle of the set, they must keep going they can’t just stop there. Each time their itchy twitchy nose gets filled with more and more pollen, and each sneeze gets messier and messier. B has the choice to either help A cover their snotty sneezes to avoid the mess or they can just keep watching their partner become a sneezy mess, and the best part is there is NOTHING they can do about it unless they finish their set.

Oooo also, sit-ups are really getting me. Just the idea of A having to keep their hands on their head as they drop to the floor then rise up to their knees, over and over. B then comes to help them by gently kneeling on their feet to keep A stable. B then pulls out a dusty feather and each time A reaches their knees, B relentlessly tickles their already messy runny nostrils. The only relief A gets is when they dip down to the floor, but each time like clockwork they rise up and B tickles their widening nostrils without any remorse. As A keeps working they start to sneeze desperately, extra messy snotty sneezes as A’s allergies are now raging. The irritants are just begging to be let out. Back and fourth A keeps pushing, sneezing all over their chest, their thighs, up into their air (you can guess where the mess goes after that, all over A’s face 🤭) and finally as their rise up they do let out some messy spraying sneezes right at B to get them back for torturing their nose like this. B still sits there, resting gently on A’s shoes. They look at A with pity while they start to pull out a wad of tissues. Now instead of tickling A’s nose B helps clean A’s snotty nose with every successful sit up. They gently wipe their lips, their chest, their thighs, all the areas that have been covered with allergens and mess.

Once A finishes their sets they get up with a large grin on their face….. they know that it’s B’s turn to get their workout started and they know exactly how that’s gonna end 😏

[girlsn0t]

thinking about someone blowing their nose into someone else’s clothing/hair/hands etc