ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen

Poland | Gemini Sun, Taurus Moon, Libra Rising 🤷🏻‍♀️

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

[prokopetz]

A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.

[sinriel]

“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”

[nightfalltwen]

That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.

[headspace-hotel]

This is a very good demonstration of why writing advice including the words “always” or “never” generally should not be taken seriously, because anything can be pulled off.

[tonysperkins-moved]

so you’ve fallen in love with an under appreciated actor with a terrible filmography: a memoir

[scandalousladysuggestion]

Royal Court Wrapped

This year you:

Had 23 enemies exiled.

Poisoned 3 people.

Engaged in 18 adulterous affairs.

Were excommunicated by 2 popes.

Wore 241 gowns.

Were executed by beheading once.

[finita--la--commedia]

– Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe (1749-1832), from “Faust” (first performance 1829), translated from the German by W. Daniel Wilson 

[diana-andraste]

Sculptures by Luis Perlotti, 1928

At the entrance to Cementerio de Luján, Buenos Aires, Argentina

[lacetulle]

Yanina Couture | Spring/Summer 2024

[iamthecutestofborg]

I know the holidays can be stressful, so this Threshold Day try to keep in mind what really matters. It's not about the gifts or the shopping, it's about breaking the warp barrier. Threshold Day is meant to be a time of transformation (into a lizard), love (for your captain/lizard wife), and spending time with your family (of lizard babies) before you abandon them on a planet forever and never think about them again.

Happy Threshold Day everyone, and don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for Tom Paris as he travels at warp 10 and exists simultaneously at every point in the universe!

[thelightwillbreakthrough]

happy threshold day eve, don’t forget to leave out pepperoni pizza for tom paris tonight

[zoomar]

Imaginary pictures from an occult flea market.

[the-hole-he-dug-deactivated2024]

Basic Jist of Britpop Bands

Blur: Cor blimey look at us, the most British lads to ever be! It’s right bloody smashing, innit?

Suede: ohhh we’re young, we’ve fallen out of love, and we’re slowly dying in this forsaken city, but we're suffering GORGEOUSLY. Would anyone like something illicit for the pain?

Oasis: I do what I waaaaaant, I don’t give a shiiiiit, I don’t caaaaaaare *throws brother off of hotel balcony*

Pulp: A woman looked me in the eye once and I nearly had a stroke. That was seven years ago and I’ve never emotionally recovered mamamow mamamow mamamowmowmow 

[polishartandtea]

Tomasz Tatarczyk 1947-2010 (Polish), Window, acrylic on cardboard, 2006

[polish-vintage]

Przyjęcie weselne, 1973 / Fot. Elżbieta Sadowska | via: www.wiadomosci24.pl

[witchpopqueen-deactivated201812]

[owls-n-elderberries]

Palm House (1) by Karl Gercens Via Flickr:

[flowerytale]

“For I’m To Be Queen of the May, Mother” or “The Maypole”, from Andrea Zanatelli’s embroidery series

[kramaric]

HAPPY EUROVISION WEEK