Positive Attitude Changes Everything @barbierobertz - Tumblr Blog

Fairyary Day 1: Elina 🧚‍♀️

Starting off with Elina and pretty happy with how she ended up coming out! I always loved this particular version of her because her wings were so pretty 😭💖

lgbtbarbie

I love this meme so I thought “why not”

your-fave-is-a-simp

Fungus Maximus from Barbie Fairytopia Mermaidia is a simp! Requested by anon

incorrectbarbiequotes

Laverna: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.

Max: Is that what you do?

Laverna: Me? Oh no, my power is no illusion. I can literally demolish you.

frollosuggestions

Preminger...

night-night-alderman

How could I refuse?

muppet-hell

I believe it’s time we talk about the Preminger cult

Since broken legs barbie villain voiced by Martin Short is making a comeback here, I believe it’s time we talk about the cult going on on Instagram.

Why is there a cult you might ask? Well to answer: I have clue there just is

This is only a small amount of them since getting a photo of every single one is quite hard.

While they usually get along among each other, there will be a fight now and then and let me tell you it is hilarious

Oh and one of the Preminger’s is having a kid, I’ll update you all on that when I can [no not a real kid before you all get angry]

barbierobertz

I needed this, I haven’t had a good laugh in a while

#it’s was the @realpremmyg #for me #😭😭#preminger #preminger cult

hedyke-remaking

lambrook-moved-deactivated20191

okwait-deactivated20201120

this is the only video i’ve ever encountered on tumblr that plays WITH VOLUME all on it’s own. For the 4th time today I’ve nearly scrolled passed this video only to have him screech at me. What do you want? Validation? this post is sentient and its horrifying

timugamaileilani

His name is Preminger. The man can sing:

muppet-hell

Don’t forget that he’s also the gay god of the barbie universe and has a set of boneless broken legs

incorrectbarbiequotes

Preminger: Your highness, how’d you find me?!

Genevieve: Your scream is unmistakable.

jingler

An Appreciation Post for the Absolute God, Preminger

First of all, look at that face

Prominent chin. Dashing nose. Starry eyes. Powerful powdered wig. Your mcm could never.

Then you see his outfit. My god, what an iconic ensemble.

Gold edges. Maroon undershirt. Purple coat. Green tinged pants. And. It. Works. Can any of your “fashion icons” pull this look off? I didn’t think so.

Not to mention. His HEELS

Purple trim to match his outfit. Simple yet classy. Thick heel for SUPPORT cuz a bitch be walking

And have you seen his KICKS?

Poise. Grace. Flexibility. All dancers rn are WISHING they could be Preminger.

Not only that, but he 👏 got 👏 money 👏

A man who can PROVIDE.

And this bitch knows he’s a god. Look at his self confidence.

Damn right you are, Preminger. Damn right you are.

And he doesn’t take shit from no one. He is a god and knows he should be treated as such

Finally, and most importantly, his “AH!“s.

Iconic.

If you don’t love and worship Preminger by now, then I’m afraid you’re a simpering simpleton. Beg for your forgiveness, for he is the only god who will hear your prayer.

bimbogollum

Attended a powerpoint party last night and I thought I’d share my Hot Takes with you all

#i’m gonna lose it #this is the best fucking thing i’ve ever read #barbie princess and the pauper #preminger

bimbogollum

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

bimbogollum