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Janaina Medeiros
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
There's too much going on here
before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT
after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy
This post is not about ballet.
i do not know the origin of this image but i am fucking obsessed with it
✨A DUO✨
Source: Cuddeback
This thing has no clue how popular it is on tumblr
So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:
“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”
And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”
“He’s three.”
“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”
And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”
“is he very verbal?”
“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”
“was it hard to potty-train him?”
“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”
“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”
“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”
“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”
“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”
“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”
“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”
The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.
(if you want to read more of my much weirder adventures, I have pre-orders for my book on Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/gallusrostromegalus )
this morning i bent down to pick up my sweet kitty and as soon as i lifted his darling form into the air some candy hearts spilled from an open container in my jacket pocket & my roommate and her gf and i stared at them scattered on the floor, believing, for a brief but not entirely unreal moment, that they had simply shot out of my cat as if they were the ink to his squid. a basic knowledge of science did not disprove this thesis (my babycats visage and personality both indicate the possibility of him being full of candy hearts)
would you not also, for a brief moment, believe he is made of sugar and love?
I have been told to reblog this as USPS propaganda.
USPSPSPS
Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.
I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.
Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed
Linus Ullmark gets the first goalie goal in Boston Bruins franchise history · February 25th, 2023
so I go to animation school now
please unmute this
That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted
What did the people of Tumblr ever do to deserve this
We are not worthy
Strong bond
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Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing