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venmo: a1yssacl

[kosmogrl]

[imeverywoman420]

God knew not to make me a man because i would be a cult leader.

[desertlady-blog1]

Aren’t people who get married embarrassed at their wedding? I would be so embarrassed at everyone looking at me and listening to me talk about how much I love the other person. I’m gonna turn to them and say why don’t you all mind your own business

[unclefather]

[aidashakur]

[jewishevelinebaker]

Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh

[snorkelinginabathtub]

We are the daughters of the girls you couldn't sell to one direction

[blairwitchh]

[huffpost]

[illinicoise]

is this american horror story: asylum?

[graveyarddoe-deactivated2018090]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[luncheon-aspic]

Imagine showing this meme to someone one month ago.

[wigshewrote]

[gemini]

Wow wow wow

[angelicguy]

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

[heteroerotic]

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

[stars-bean]

Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

[theconcealedweapon]

[glittermud]

reblog if you respect a janitor way more than a CEO

[buffysummers]

Veronica, you look like hell. Yeah? I just got back. HEATHERS (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

[anas-backup-dancer]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life