Gay Duck

you've heard of gay frogs, now we got gay ducks. she/they, bi, destroyer of chocolate cake paper

[konoko]

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[partywithponies]

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[abandonedambition]

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

[fullmetalfisting]

…. For now

[miiilowo]

theyare friends. :)

[chubbypandas]

We stan for a morally gray queen 👏 Gertrude Robinson nobody will ever make me hate you

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[homunculus-argument]

Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)

Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.

Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.

Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.

Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.

Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.

Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.

Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.

Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.

Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?

Theology - what the fuck did you even do?

[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[lamignonette]

[thestudiouswanderer]

s o o p

[sudanese]

[dogray]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[inthefallofasparrow]

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!

[googledocsdyke]

being fifteen like the Only person eho understands me is the song gasoline by halsey

[ohmygodshesbi]

[mikeysgerard]

Heartstopper Family, remember this: tomorrow will be the very first time we get to watch season 2. That first time is always the most special one. Grab a nice snack. Get cosy. Hell, stay in your PJs all day if possible. You'll never forget that first watch through, that first experience, that first wonder. We all remember our first time watching s1 last year, and how special that was... so let's get ready for s2, together <3

See you on the other side guys. Have a fantastic time🍂

[ducksmith1546]

I will be as cosy as I can be whilst leaving for holiday

[ducksmith1546]

Returning to Tumblr for Heartstopper season 2 in under 12 hours.

[ducksmith1546]

Cheers to the person holding up pride flags and flags of countries at Cavetown in Birmingham