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@thestudiouswanderer
i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here
ROBOTNIK: BEHOLD! 1000 cereals! I collect cereals! It took me NINE yeareals to collect the cereals! yæM yuM Cereals. Goooooood.
SCRATCH: CONGRATULATIONS!
ROBOTNIK: SHUT. UUUUUUP! €€€€€€€£ Ph Ph Ph Pbodhbodhddddd Acsuus Acsuus! FfffUCK STEven universe!
fucking hell everything is conspiring to make me miss you AAAAAAAAA @squigglesthefloorrug
@squigglesthefloorrug the legends were true… somewhere out there he’s scatting still
me when i’m having a good day
some alternative answers for when somebody asks about your scars and you don’t feel like discussing them:
- i was dragged through a bush backwards
- i got into a physical alteration with a raccoon
- i became intimately familiar with a hedge
- clearly you’ve never fought a porcupine
- oh those? that’s just my scales growing in
Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid
"Thingy (possibly happening?)" Vs. "Thingy (possibly dude?)"
Anomaly is another great one: "thingy (???)"
the scp foundation: securing, containing, and protecting thingy thingies
OP you left out the best one
I live surrounded by English bogs… well shit
Being surrounded by English bogs is a good thing. Bogs often hold a lot of biodiversity like bugs, reptiles and birds. So many rare or threatened wildlife love bogs. Boggy areas also are often left its surrounding surfaces permeable which reduces the risk of flooding (And you'd better leave the bog as a bog. Reclaiming it is a bad idea in terms of flooding. The bog exists for a reason.)
Bog is like the wolves of Yellowstone. Leaving them as they are and observing them from a distance is great! But if you come close or disturb it, you face consequences. You are first greeted by ticks (Lyme's disease) and adders. Then you are faced with bombs and bodies. Only then do you realize you are lost. Your franctic screams for help do not rescue you from your fate of drowning. Your corpse will be laughed at, and you will be used for your stupidity as a cautionary tale. Those who try to convince you otherwise are affiliated with the Big Evil Bog Limited TM.
I'm sure @feyosha can comment on this further.
Stay the FUCK out of the bog
Setting aside, for a moment, the Kelpies, the Will-O-The-Wisp, the Boggarts, the Redcaps, the Pixies, the Leprechauns, the Kappa, the Banshees, the Salamanders, the Witches, the Trolls, and the many many other folkloric beasties one might encounter in such a place
It is a Mouth Of The Earth
Mires, both Bog & Fen, are peat-accumulating environments. They’re carbon sinks. They’re the spots on the earth where the Carbon returns to the Stone. In most biomes, Dying is simply a temporary form of transformation. The deceased becoming food for other living things, predators and scavengers and detrivores, within short order, biomass reorganized and set about into motion again through the endless alchemy of metabolism. Nothing on Earth stays dead for long, if you remove Ego and Identity from your framework.
But not in Bogs
Bogs keep their Dead
The water, acidic and oxygen poor, rich in bitter tannins and dissolved minerals, but poor in essential nutrients, acts as a natural preservative, preventing the usual nutrient recycling and upcycling found from the jungles to the poles everywhere that life usually flourishes. Those that live in the Bog live the drama of their lives out on top of a gradually accumulating crust of rotting biomass that can get deep enough to swallow a man whole if he steps in the wrong spot. Say, a spot with poor structure, held aloft by a hidden bubble of toxic, flammable methane gas, liberated from rotting carcasses below by methanogenic archaea.
The Bog will LITERALLY consume you
Stay the FUCK out of the Bog!
Bog got another one lads
Bog got another one lads
Bog season is upon us yet again lads
How to get your ideal bog body in under a minute
People of the past made all the fairy tales of evil bog spirits for a reason - to teach kids to stay away from the bog
i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper”
i wanna read those. tell me those.
Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.
Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.
Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy”
Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing
This has to be my favorite patch note ever
[Image IDs: Image #1: Text reading: Team Fortress 2 Update Released. An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
-Fixed a bug where players could be teleported to hell and not have visible bumper car
Image #2: Text reading: Crusader Kings 2
-All byzantine emperors will now have clothes regardless of what DLCs are enabled.
-Can no longer press the create Hungary button multiple times.
-No longer possible for AI to plot to assassinate self (unless they are a lunatic).
-Celibate characters should no longer be worried about their conjugal lovelife.
-Made Buddhist ambitions easier to fulfill.
-Impregnation of lovers is now handled in the code.
-The Hordes will now be more prone to head in the “right” direction.
-Louis d'Evreux now has the correct mother.
-Tweaked deathDate of Mubashir, Duke of Mallorca, and made him eunuch.
-Fixed an issue with some plots where plotters did not get what they plotted for.
Image #3: Text reading: Dwarf Fortress
-Babies don’t start strapped with a knife.
-Stopped vampires from pinning their crimes on babies and children.
-Stopped zombie cats from adopting dwarves.
-Stopped ghosts from maintaining secret identities.
-Stopped dwarves from trying to clean their own missing or internal body parts.
-Made strangulation take less time.
-Demons masquerading as gods will try a little harder.
-Adjusted value of bees
Image #4: Text reading: Fixed an issue with the BlobLobber where some of the blogs would not be lobbed /End IDs]
the thing about being a sensitive person is i have no conception of what it would be like to… not feel everything all the time always like wdym not everybody goes through life constantly being ripped apart by their emotions? are you telling me that when you’re happy your heart doesn’t ache because it feels as if it’s fit to burst? and when you’re sad your ribs aren’t rotting floorboards suspended above the gaping hole in your chest? that despair isn’t a black hole and you spend your days skirting the event horizon? are you telling me that when you’re afraid you can still feel your body and your field of vision is greater than the head of a pin? that when you’re angry it doesn’t gnaw at you like some feral creature and when you love your whole being is taken over by the glow? what is it like not to cry too easily and feel too much? what is it like to have space in your body for yourself? what does life look like from any other perspective than cloud nine or my bathroom floor?
You're lucky I'm out of spoons with which to serve you a beatdown
who let a duck into the kitchen
night. cause if it was a goodnight id be curled up by her side right now. ):<
:( :(
@squigglesthefloorrug
forever in awe of people who pay attention. people who wait for you while you tie your shoes while the others have walked away. when they continue listening intently while the rest of the group stopped listening. noticing your moments of silence when everyone else hasn’t. “this made me think of you” noticing things you never even noticed about yourself. people who say “text me when you get home safe.” people who make you laugh until you cry. childhood friends who keep in touch. people with genuine intentions. people who are soft when the world has given them every opportunity to turn hard. the “let’s get ice cream” at 3am friend. the turn up the music in the car and sing friend. people whose actions match their words. people who make the world feel less chaotic. kindred spirits. the trustworthy and honest. hard workers. good listeners. clear communicators. people who love you for who you are. people who don’t ask you to be anything other than yourself. people who choose you. people who stay.
My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
My Lord what happened to my boat
My Lord, the map
THE MAP, MY LORD
YOU FORGOT THE MAP, MY LORD!
my printer has both a praise and a degradation kink and my housemate and i have discovered through trial and error that the damned thing will not print a single page unless you attack it with a barrage of insults and sweet-talking
There's so many horror games about having to try to weed out and deal with inhuman imposters, but I want one where the script is flipped. You are something inhuman, you are an imposter, and if you want to survive you have to blend into a world that is trying to hunt you down and destroy you. You aren't human, but you must masquerade as one and infiltrate their world, or you will die.
I actually think we need to start inverting more Horror premises/tropes.
Like "You have to venture into the scary insane asylum!" VS "You're a patient who was admitted by force to an asylum, and you are very clearly in real danger, but everyone is pretending that you're just deluded, and are essentially leaving you to die because they don't really see you as a person."
I feel like there's a lot of Horror tropes built off of the fear of the other, when in reality it's actually often the other who is in danger. Maybe we could start recognising that more.
Interesting how the first half of the post has picked up popularity while the second part, which perhaps clarifies the idea of the original post, hasn't.
It's been interesting to see what media people are recommending based on the first post alone. A lot of recommendations for games/franchises like World of Darkness, Carrion, Kill All Humans, Among Us, etc. It's interesting because these are games that put you into the shoes of the violent other that has to infiltrate, without actually challenging the idea that the other is a threat. They actually parrot the ideas of the other as violent.
Funnily enough, the people recommending the comedy game Octodad understand the post much better than most of the people recommending horror media. A few mentions of Am I Nima, which isn't finished yet but does look like it could be what I am describing, so brownie points to the people recommending that.
But everyone saying stuff like "This is just being Trans/Autistic/Etc" really gets it, like really really gets it. Horror always communicates the fears and anxieties of the people who create it, this post was basically: "What if instead of communicating the fear of the other, we communicated the fears of the others, which are actually vastly more legitimate than the dominant groups fear of the other. We should recognise that it is overwhelmingly the others who are the ones who actually suffer and die, all for the perceived "saftey" and "comfort" of the dominant group."
This idea is about transphobia, it is about ableism, about anti-imigrant rhetoric and white supremacy, about queerphobia, it's about all of it. It is horror from the perspective of minority groups. It is the twisting of a trope built upon reactionary fears and narratives in order to critique them, it is a direct allegory for all those experiences you are describing.
Overall, it's just interesting to see who gets it and who doesn't.
I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖
Too many generic love songs not enough songs about one specific ass situation
tag the first song you think of
*happy stims in the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald*
My ★★★★★ review of Katabasis (2025)
this happened to my buddy percabeth
@squigglesthefloorrug gifted me a book for christmas and i may have enjoyed it just a little bit
