Duck with a Time Machine

I reblog cool things, funny things, and puns. Mostly puns.

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Internet today.

[fiireforaheart]

I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting because of what I said

[mistersaturn123]

This is important because I’ve had friends do this stuff to me and it eventually put a lot of strain on said friendships. I was uncomfortable sharing my interests around them and while we’ve talked it out and we’re all good now, it was still not fun.

Playful insults are fun but always be aware of how much you do it and how it may be affecting your friends.

[moosemakes]

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey

[fanwright]

Poetry is great.

[firenationandrecreation]

lemme try…

Roses are red,

Some tulips are black,

[thesilvershire]

The roses have bloomed,

The ground is muddy,

[bananatwinky]

[sushinfood]

[chefpyro]

when people reblog my shitty post and curse my username in the tags:

when people reblog my shitty post and curse my actual first name in the tags:

[chefpyro]

[chefpyro]

[chefpyro]

[iguanamouth]

yeah alright. alright yeah yeah sure ok yeah alright sure

[tainbocuailnge]

[noohdles-deactivated20170728]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Internet today.

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

[purpleheartjam]

WOW someone give this man a small loan of 1 million dollars to make a movie that will kill us all

[heemiliation]

this is adorable, epic, and hilarious! How is the dude not a writer for a big name studio yet?

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[cirrus-sky]

holy fucking shit

[loremerchant]

I hate all of you.

[salsapone]

What in the fuck

[rossmallo]

[zvaigzdelasas]

And the best headline of the year goes to….

[cumaeansibyl]

you guys I found the article and it’s fantastic

they did in-depth interviews with 137 scientists and about 35% of them mentioned Dawkins unprompted, and about 80% of those were apparently just desperate to tell someone how much they hate him

[vergess]

28% of scientists hate Richard Dawkins so much that they just start spouting off about his bullshit unprompted.

[sage-nebula]

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[funnyordie]

Trump Waves to a Guy Who Was Waving to Someone Else, Guts School Lunch Programs to Feel Strong Again

“People need to be held accountable. Even if they’re not the right people.”

[electricate]

[karencita38]