Instructions Unclear, Toaster is now a Ceiling Fan

Hi! My name is Chelsea but I prefer to go by Heemi on the internet. I am a 25 year old Demi-Nonbinary person who uses she/they pronouns. I am also Heemi #12403 on Dappervolk, and Spore (ID 35193) on Flight Rising.

[stimman3000]

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[mundanemelusina]

“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.

[did-you-know]

Source

[thetalonforyourhead]

Originally posted by piratevanrock

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

I was concerned that there was no price listed per sq ft on the source site, so I looked it up and they are CHEAP AND AFFORDABLE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.  The bigger homes cost around $34.74/sq.ft (one of the smallest runs ~$15k, but a 4-bed 4-bath home is ~$66.6k,  which is damn affordable when comparable homes in my area are closer to five times that price).  Color me in love.  [x]

[thepinkchaospanda]

@pessimistlass BABE. HOBBIT HOLES. OH MY GOD.

[justthefangirl]

This. This is the goal. This is the dream. A 4-Bed/Bath Hobbit Hole to live in with my bae <3

[heemiliation]

MIGHTY NEED

[vaspider]

This is like one of those “how many levels of ___ ” are you on memes.

HOW MANY LEVELS OF PATRIARCHY ARE YOU ON?

[andhumanslovedstories]

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

[shining-magically]

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

[dropofrum]

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

- Ursula LeGuin, ‘The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas’

[rosalarian]

In dark times such as these, it is absolutely revolutionary to be happy.

[moddestmouse]

me when i see a floating piece of land/huge hole in the side of a mountain/any weird piece of terrain in minecraft:

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

might as well tell the story behind that

so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way), i text my mom: “hey, can you ask dad would like for his birthday?”

her response is “well he really likes your animals, why don’t you draw (our real-life dog) in that style?”

now bear in mind my mom doesn’t get what i do, or my dad for that matter, so i figure that she doesn’t understand the ramifications of that suggestion. she doesn’t quite see how slapping two hands and a pair of breasts on our real-life dog would be fucking weird. but note also that it was a suggestion that she came up with, not him, so i reply:

“can you just ask him yourself”

she responds “i was just giving you an idea, why don’t you ask him”

“he never texts”

“i will tell him to text you”

and that brings us to

so the lesson is, my mom knows my dad’s tastes much better than i do

[cloudfreed]

i for one wholeheartedly support OP’s dad’s star fox OC

[zaireetoo-draws]

i actually kinda like this unedited pic

yaay, I made an odyssey kayn keychainn (and Rhaast, that scythe is giant) i am planning on making the rest of the crew too!

[heemiliation]

omggggg

[lunnefisk]

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

[lunnefisk]

ok we good

[almightyload]

So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…

[arcade-gannon]

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

what fucking mods are installed in that game

[armedandgayngerous]

All Mod

[association-of-free-people]

[fivebrights]

This poor agent.

[causticcorvid-deactivated202011]

I love when babey cars look like Thier faces haven’t grown into Thier heads like this:

[causticcorvid-deactivated202011]

I MENT CATS!!!!!

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

All text posts will be written in blood from now on

[civilianmemesforfatfetishteens]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[toadschooled]

[tooiconic]

The look on the red toad’s fucking face I can’t breathe

[pussylightlytoasted]

ITS ABOUT TO BE A WHAT

TOAD FIGHT

[canmom]

MP1: audio codec and container format

MP2: audio codec and container format

MP3: audio codec and container format

MP4: video codec and container format

MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

[greatnorthernofficial]

hold up, I made this a while ago.

The MP line of product is very diverse 

[docincredible]

MP11

Keyboard.

MP12

Robot toy.

MP13

Preamp.

MP14

Commuter train.

MP15

ANOTHER FUCKING GUN.

[thyrell]

do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100

[galactic-titty]

Field trip \o/! (going on a postcard later)

[heemiliation]

OK but is Kayn using Rhaast as a Selfie stick

[heemiliation]

uh