Ducky 🐥

I'm in too many fandoms that following me leads to a jumbled mess. By the way, I am on twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/duckydown_

[thelostsmiles]

stay at home, homies.

[marvel-lous-things]

new meme format, ready set go

[refnri]

interviewer: so, jaskier’s love life. as we know, he’s quite the womanizer—

joey batey, about to raise millions for the bisexual community: [putting on his most knowing smirk] hm.

joey batey: so, i personally wouldn’t use that word as i feel like jaskier just enjoys the COMPANY of WHOEVER is in front of him, you know? he just instantly loves THEM— [pulling a bisexual flag out of a pocket of his jacket] sorry, do you think i’m being too ambiguous with this? i just really want to make it clear that he—

[xsleepylilgeekyx]

Y ‘ A L L

We Eatin Good in 2020

[awbuckyno]

Bonus:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[miss-alice-evelynn]

Geralt: Jaskier... how did you find me?

Jaskier: I saw an explosion and thought "now who could that be?"

Geralt: really?

Jaskier: no. I just heard you shout FUCK really loud.

[co-captainbonnet]

Judge: We find you guilty, the sentence is death. You'll be hung at dawn.

Jaskier from the back of the room: HE'S ALREADY HUNG

Geralt: Your honor, uncuff me so I can punch my bard.

[aryas]

30+ icons of (part of) the supporting characters from The Witcher

Ciri mobile headers

Jaskier/Geralt x Jaskier mobile headers

As requested by several anons.

All icons can be found under the cut. Please like/reblog if you save any!

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[the-winter-witcher]

These are incredible 💕

[patroclusdefencesquad]

jaskier really just shows up, sings three lines about abortions, is a bit sarky and all of a sudden he’s my favourite huh

[the-winter-witcher]

Sometimes it really do be like that

[gwentcards]

ciri: fuck!

geralt: *gasps*

yennefer: *gasps*

jaskier: now who the fuck tought her that?

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[wafflesmcgeesus]

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

[something-of-a-hermit]

I’ve waited so long to see this post in person

[take-some-vampire-money-bro]

Damn…… What a way 2 start the decade. Ive only seen this post in screenshots…….

[balladofabrokebitch]

YOU GUYS 

LOOK AT THIS

I’m fucking crying 

[mulebits]

DHSGGDHDHSHS

[human-portalz]

PFFFT

[sosuperawesome]

[the1movement]

I want all women to love themselves and believe they’re beautiful everyday

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

[supernovajazzy]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[bundibird]

These last 17 years have an “oh no” feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year

[lierdumoa]

I was watching Hasan Minaj’s episode on fast fashion and he talked about how fast fashion companies put out new collections each week instead of having a major release 4 times a year for each season. And then drew the comparison to Netflix putting out new content every week unlike traditional tv channels that also used to introduce new shows seasonally.

Dissolution of unions and rise of gig economy means working class people don’t take regular holidays and vacations anymore they just work continuously until they have a nervous breakdown or have random short term gigs interspersed with random intervals of under/un-employment.

And these are just two ways in which late stage capitalism is eroding our sense of time.

Buzzfeed did an article on the effect of non-linear social media on our sense of time: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katherinemiller/the-2010s-have-broken-our-sense-of-time

Speaking of seasons. Climate change is literally changing how seasons work. Plants are blooming at the wrong time. Animals are coming out of hibernation at the wrong time.

[whispelanix]

Welcome to Australia...

Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction...

Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well...

I mean... we're only living in a literal inferno...

415 fires. Fuck are we dying...

Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?

Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?

Because there it is in all it's unfiltered, firey rage...

There it is... my home from space...

This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn't show any sign of stopping any time soon.

And you know what saddens me? I've never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it's been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.

And I'm going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You'd think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn't. The most notes I've ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that's about it.

So just... please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country...

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[thesamenord]

I found it!!!!

[prettyaroace]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[sherlockeddetective-deactivated]

First: Green light DOES NOT mean that the door is open, it’s red when the code entered is wrong.

Second: Definitely go with the birthdate one because as freaking creepy as this sounds: Benedict Cumberbatch’s birthday is on 19 July.

That’s it.

[ducky-kay]

I will fix up my profile soon but i just need time and no uni deadlines so rip me