Look it's me, an evil villain

I put random doodles and little silly things on here My friends: what are we supposed to call you My gender is a chandelure

[duckyfool]

Just finished brushing my teeth but was thinking really hard about One Piece and somehow spat the toothpaste mouth water into the trash can and threw my toothbrush in the sink???

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[shencomix]

[poley-world-draw]

Mob preventing Reigen from dying (again)

[rotroyboy]

I didn't have much time and also I'm not very good at drawing on the phone but I just had to do it

[taffypointby]

misc deltarunelings

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

list of things that foreshadow Susie and Kris exchanging SOULs:

[lgbtlunaverse]

toby thinks he's soooo funny

and he's right i'm losing it. dield? sjelter?

[haaarpb]

had a good delivery this week

[kraftitain]

i actually never want to hear anything bad about him again

i audibly went "aww" i fucking love this chud

[itsdefinitely]

my 100% serious deltarune comic

[iamearthy]

a strange place

[noraschweeps]

quick art

[obscuretobyfox]

Decided to corrupt Deltarune Chapter 5 and immediately got the scariest fucking thing ever

[anarchic-miscellany]

Unironically, Count Binface is restoring faith in democracy: Professional grifter and fascist Nigel Farage called a by-election to distract from his upcoming corruption investigation, only for everybody to step aside due to the farce it was EXCEPT for our saviour Count Binface (who no longer can go by Lord Buckethead due to a copyright dispute), running on a pisstake platform. BECAUSE he is the only other candidate, BBC News and other outlets have to give him the screentime they would normally reserve for the red carpet of Nige, and it's fucking amazing. A cretinous racist who wanted to start this year by showing his party is serious and has widespread appeal as "the party of the people" and that he is "the prime minister we need" is now going to be spending the next three weeks arguing with a bin, who put up 500 quid to run for a giggle, and the best part is that his party of fucking coat-tail riding dead-eyed goons are tearing themselves asunder demanding to know which "leftist agitator" and "establishment shill" is funding Count Binface. Clacton, please. Please elect him

[lost-carcosa]