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[itberice]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 3.15 Destiny

[red-mercer]

For more information search for "Star Trek Rule 34"

[dogpuppy]

[beadyeyes]

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[eroscestlavie]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[ka-waltz]

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

[grumfy]

I think it’s really telling that you’ll tag stuff as LG and not the full acronym, you really do have a biphobic terfy vibe about you

…………lg is my tag for when i’m doing rpf about the guy who sang wonderwall Liam Gallagher……..not lgbt minus the bt………………………………..

[oneheadtoanother]

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[feldfrog]

Jerry: what can I say! Her pheromones were bad

George: bad pheromones?

Jerry: bad pheromones!

Simmons (new character I have made up): I like when a woman’s pheromones indicate high levels of daily stress

[strawberry-crocodile]

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

[locustsday-deactivated20240129]

Biting a very sour strawberry

[zsnes]

a gnome would make this post

[hogoutorlogout]

my impression of social media platforms:

facebook: did you know that in africa over 10,000 children a day do not share this post for my birthday? please spare a "like" for this full body amputated veteran

instagram: follow me through my skincare routine as a gen z womens microfinance influencer in a biblical relationship with my longterm boyfriend

twitter: i love adolf hitler

bluesky: i don't love 99% hitler, but

reddit: the big bang theory is annoying for making me look bad

pinterest: this is my lebensraum moodboard

tumblr: johnny depp is literally my little skrunkly malewife #overturninggenderroles #queer #ditzylilcritterramblins

linkedin: this is what having my mouth sewed to a guys ass and my ass sewed to a guys mouth and his ass sewn to another guys and so on taught me about the importance of being first to market (5 photos)

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.