so insane about trolls u have no idea

cesario, they/them, australia

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[frankhermann]

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

[soup-mother]

Girl who's been trying for seven years now to groom you into having an Australian accent (bad. sort of a corruption kink thing) but has only succeeded in making you sound like a kiwi (worse)

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[dreg-heap]

10 years ago

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

most annoying tumblr blogger round 1

@proship-of-theseus

@oliviarodrigosdick

@transmascilyarozanov

@vapulare

@identifying-hyperbole-in-posts

@heated-interview-in-the-dungeon

@neopetsfemme

@hmsbuttsex

@your-fave-is-nonbinary

@skank420

Voting ended onMay 21

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

each one of them has an intricate backstory in my mind. I can’t believe no one else can sense @vapulare’s rancid vibes and noxious politics.

[every-captain]

Please tell me about my new best friends skank420 and neopetsfemme

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

skank420 is like tumblr user francieum of yore but a slutty party girl instead of Christian. her persona is “drunk girl in the club bathroom who immediately appoints herself your new best friend” and I love her. we all love her. we know it's a bit and she's actually a 40-year-old admissions department processor at the local community college who hasn't been drunk since 2015.

neopetsfemme I don’t have a great read on. she was a huge asshole in like 2019 but has mellowed out and actually just married someone she once wrote a callout post about when she was in college.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

proship-of-thesis - bit of an irreverent troll but otherwise pretty chill, not even into fandom unless you count the blorbos from his masters’ thesis in pre-WWI philosophy. disdainful of the fact that his Marx/Engels smut is always more popular than his 400k word Max Weber isekai webnovel.

oliviarodrigosdick - made 3 super viral posts that changed the lexicon of the internet and mostly retired to life off the royalties. 4 year long queue, hasn’t made an original post in ten months.

transmascilyarozanov - has never once turned off anon. assumes that every other tumblr user is cishet and neurotypical until proven otherwise.

vapulare - Dasha Nekrasova if she were a classicist lesbian tumblrina. MAGA tankie.

identifying-hyperbole-in-posts - exactly what it says on the tin

heated-interview-in-the-dungeon - self-identified Fandom Elder who keeps trying to play the ‘small business owner’ card in arguments with homeless teenagers and addresses strangers like “oh my sweet summer child”

hmsbuttsex - pastor’s daughter who who watched AMC’s The Terror one night and had his egg cracked by Hickey and immediately transformed.

your-fave-is-nonbinary - started as an ironic gimmick blog and then got really serious about it. uncomfortably gender essentialist; counts female characters not wanting to have kids and male characters being awkward nerds to be inherently gnc.

[kingcatnine]

imagine lemon bars. imagine chocolate croissant. imagine tiramisu. imagine cherry pie. imagine salted caramel cheesecake. imagine peanut butter cookie. imagine chocolate muffin. imagine orange cranberry scone.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[segamascott]

[icarus-suraki]

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[mythicalthing]

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

neil has been banging out the tunes for 20 slutty slutty years

[bweirdart]

happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)

past years neils:

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]